1) change every state name to america
this includes street names, citys and capitals
2) rename the country to a combination of every state
if it can't fit on the map too bad deal with it
3) force every parent to name their child sonic
because
4) change every living persons name to Jeniffer
5) force all figures of authority to wear tobirama cosplay costumes
this includes judges, policeman and security guards of all types everywhere
6) cancel the production of all clothing sizes. Everybody will wear large shirts and size 50x60 pants.
7) people must always wear shoes, even to sleep and in the shower
8) cancel production of all production of foods, of all types except sweet potatoes
everybody will learn to love sweet potatoes and america will then become the life pulse of ground that thrives off sweet potatoes
yes
