if you were any character in naruto

[Itachi Uzumaki]

sasuke i woulda been havin all the *** with all the girls since i was 12 but other than that i like everything he's doing right now

This or MADARA

 

[JasonSamuel]

Zorooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JasonSamuel]

And ramen guyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

 

[Regina]

Tobi so I can tele to any girl too see them naked, and have a mask to cover my face so the ANBU cant get me and put me in jail ;D

Wouldn't it be easier to spy on girls if you were zetsu? You would never get caught