The Ramen guy. Who TF wants to be a Ninja with their traumatized lives. I don't want to have that kind of power if the trade off is:
Going blind and insane the more emo you get
Having some chakra monster trying to take over your body
Having to watch your loved ones die on missions every other year or so
Having to kill your own loved ones.
Someone wiping out your clan or coming for your clan secrets
Etc
Etc
Nah bruh I'll just cook and feed people. Still helping and don't have to shed blood to do it.