if you had a choice to be a girl or a guy

girl or boy

  • boy

    Votes: 36 83.7%
  • girl

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Total voters
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Jack Spicer

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Naah man, girls can really overreact...Its quite amusing.
So can guys. Don't be so sexist. Have an :ice:
You male chauvinists. ._.
I'd choose to remain female, I like being able to fangirl. :|
Guys can still fanguy xd, but it just sounds a little lamer....Still works.

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I'd choose to remain a guy, less pregnantcy stuff, periods, and all that jazz.
 

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I like my Sandwiches made for me.

Dude, I can totally cook better than most any girl. I can't stand the "sandwiches" and "kitchen" jokes U_U.

I'm sorry, ladies, there's just a lot of messed up stuff :shrug:; I'd change it if I could.

My reasons for choosing to stay male are completely different from those posted above. I have to admit that to some extent, I wouldn't know what to expect as a female, so I'd stay with what I know. That being said, it's actually a tough call; the power of women is something I also know a lot about, though sadly most girls don't. That power is...well...tempting. :zonder:

However, the giving birth thing, while it is a great honor and all that...I might have to pass if I had the chance to. Actually, it's kind of a toss up for me...if I was able to keep my current life experience and choose to live in the US, then I might very well pick female. Female in a random country, hell no.
 

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There are certain points that I might consider/like but overall, I'd chose to be a guy.

Certain own reasons which I deem are far more influential. I guess, it's a matter of pros overcoming cons.
 

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I would remain a male. And there are a TON of reasons why. >_>
 

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guys every time you drop a female joke, just remember you mothers also a female.
 

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Don't be silly, a guy of course
 

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Dude, I can totally cook better than most any girl. I can't stand the "sandwiches" and "kitchen" jokes U_U.

I am also a Chef in the kitchen, but a Sandwich made for you, always taste better.


So can guys. Don't be so sexist. Have an :ice:

I'm not being sexist, it is the truth...



guys every time you drop a female joke, just remember you mothers also a female.

I guess..I like my mother making me Sandwiches too, hers are the best.
 

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Dude, I can totally cook better than most any girl. I can't stand the "sandwiches" and "kitchen" jokes U_U.

I'm sorry, ladies, there's just a lot of messed up stuff :shrug:; I'd change it if I could.

My reasons for choosing to stay male are completely different from those posted above. I have to admit that to some extent, I wouldn't know what to expect as a female, so I'd stay with what I know. That being said, it's actually a tough call; the power of women is something I also know a lot about, though sadly most girls don't. That power is...well...tempting. :zonder:

However, the giving birth thing, while it is a great honor and all that...I might have to pass if I had the chance to. Actually, it's kind of a toss up for me...if I was able to keep my current life experience and choose to live in the US, then I might very well pick female. Female in a random country, hell no.

+rep mate, i cant stand the jokes myself tbh and yes, male cooking power!!!! XD
 

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I would have to be a guy...
 

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I'd stick to being a girl. Not sure why. :p

As for the period comment by the way -- there are things you can do to stop those. The combined pill, mirena coil, the rod, just to name a few. xD
 

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Being able to pee standing up > all.


The only thing I dont like about being a guy is having a hairy ass, but I don't have to look at it anyways so whatever.
 

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Hmm O_O Depends on a lot of things, really.
Can I change back to being a guy? Would I retain the memories of my current 'life'? Would I be able to decide on my appearance, place of birth, etcetera?
If yes to everything, I'd definitely give being a girl a try O_O Seriously, especially with my own memories and if I could change some fundamental psychological principles in my head.
Seriously, imagine it: you turn yourself into the hottest girl in the goddamn world, furthermore, you give yourself the saddest upbrining (dead parents, abuse, whatever), so nobody really knows how to behave around you.
Imagine the chaos you could bring, especially if you could turn back into being a guy (ie, getting your current life back) and start over again and again. It would be like a game of chaos.
I've always imagined how it would be to just kick people in the balls without fearing the repercussions =DD
On the other hand, I've probably taken this experiment a bit too far O_O
Generally, I'd remain a guy, because I'd generally make the same mistakes lacking an X-chromosomes as I do with one.
Bleeeeeeh.
 

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That's a bit of a misnomer actually. Let's just say you'd be surprised at what girls can do without even so much as a funnel...

I have seen some crazy things, the parties I frequent you never know what you might see. I was just talking about the ability to very quickly and easily just open your fly and let fly and to be able to do it discreetly and quickly.


The same tactic goes for getting blowjobs in public places discreetly, it is way easier for a guy to get some head than a girl in a less than private situation.
 
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