If you could use two jutsu to rob a bank

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Nah,
to rob involves force and violence.​
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You might get in trouble for that signature. It is sexually suggestive :coffee:​
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If your sloppy maybe, why bother though, you can get rich AND not get anyone involved. The money you take is insured anyhow. Why bother with the violence part of you have quicker cleaner means?
 

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Why bother with the violence part of you have quicker cleaner means?



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Because I specified "rob" in the title, not just take. The jutsu you chose don't adhere to a scenario that involves violence.​
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Because I specified "rob" in the title, not just take. The jutsu you chose don't adhere to a scenario that involves violence.​
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What’s the point then? You can violently rob a bank now without any jutsu, that’s no fun
 

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What’s the point then? You can violently rob a bank now without any jutsu, that’s no fun

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It's just about what jutsu you would use to do so :| sorry if it seems pointless to you?​
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You just a genjutsu tbh

Make the employees rob the bank for you


I guess transformation too so you're not on the scene at all
 

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Lightning Armor and Rasengan.

or

Kamui and Transformation Jutsu.
 

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Just transformation I could turn into an ant and crawl in the safe and use kami to warp everything
 

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Shadow CLones and hidden mist
 

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Amenominaka and Kamui Snipe
 

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The Narutoverse has invisibility and teleportation....what else do you even need?
 

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Why would you rob a bank?
 

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Do banks even keep their money in there like that?

How are you gonna launder all that traced money?


I mean I know what to do with it. But it's not worth the effort.
 

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Do banks even keep their money in there like that?

How are you gonna launder all that traced money?


I mean I know what to do with it. But it's not worth the effort.

The movie Jumper led me to believe that a teleporter can pick fat stacks of cash in seconds. I mean, classic vaults definitely exist. Depends on the bank.

And duh, chakra.
 

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TFW you've stolen the money easily and successfully,
but you forget to remove the dye packs while counting the money​
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Y'all a bunch of dummies. Robbing is only 2/3's of the heist. How are you going to launder it? :lmao: You can't just all of a sudden have millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars without a physical representative documented.

In the end every single one of y'all would get caught because you're focused on the "now" jutsu rather than the later.

Y'all need to watch Breaking Bad.
 
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