[Discussion] If you could have a slave...?

[Tobiramen]

A white caucasian, as opposed to a black one

 

[Ōkami]

Lol good one

My and my friend's mum had a four discussion as to why Mexicans would be the best slaves.

 

[Risuna23]

My and my friend's mum had a four discussion as to why Mexicans would be the best slaves.

Well being 1/2 mexican I can see why you'd think that but just know that if you don't feed us a lot of food then we'll just run off to someone who does

 

[Ōkami]

Well being 1/2 mexican I can see why you'd think that but just know that if you don't feed us a lot of food then we'll just run off to someone who does

I'll feed you enough to work you hard so you'll be too tired to run away.

 

[Callypigia]

A white caucasian, as opposed to a black one

Caucasian really just means someone from the Caucasus Mountains. It really is a misnomer. I suppose you could have any race of person from that area in Eurasia, though most are white.

OT: This seems to be a pretty inconsiderate thread. If I had any slave I'd feel guilty the first time I asked them to do something and end up helping them then freeing them. If I had to chose a race or gender it'd probably be a little Asian woman who can make sushi.

 

[NineSNS]

Why would I want a slave? If I need work done that I can't do myself, I'd pay a fair wage and be a good person to work for - I'd never have any trouble finding workers that way. Bonus - everyone benefits, not just me.

And I wouldn't care what race my employees are. They would need to be able to do the work, have a decent work ethic, and get along with any other workers and me.

 

[Hazo]

Why would I want a slave? If I need work done that I can't do myself, I'd pay a fair wage and be a good person to work for - I'd never have any trouble finding workers that way. Bonus - everyone benefits, not just me.

And I wouldn't care what race my employees are. They would need to be able to do the work, have a decent work ethic, and get along with any other workers and me.

Didn't you read the OP, he's not asking about your real view towards slavery or so.. He just wants you to give a funny comment...

OT : Mexicans all the way

 

[ANiMUS]

I don't really need someone doing stuff for me that I could do myself. The only way I would have a slave is if I rescued them from slave trade and once I got them to a point where they could function and support themselves on their own I would let them go. U_U

Race doesn't matter as long as they r not black or white :|

 

[Elodin]

Whats wrong with Asian girls?

Not asian lol.

 

[Multiply]

I don't really need someone doing stuff for me that I could do myself. The only way I would have a slave is if I rescued them from slave trade and once I got them to a point where they could function and support themselves on their own I would let them go. U_U

Race doesn't matter as long as they r not black or white :|

Why? Lol Sounds like a funny thing to add on there.

Caucasian really just means someone from the Caucasus Mountains. It really is a misnomer. I suppose you could have any race of person from that area in Eurasia, though most are white.

OT: This seems to be a pretty inconsiderate thread. If I had any slave I'd feel guilty the first time I asked them to do something and end up helping them then freeing them. If I had to chose a race or gender it'd probably be a little Asian woman who can make sushi.

I still don't know why people think only white people can be Caucasian.

 

[Saikyokami]

Black... sticking to roots yo!
Plus they got the booty.

 

[Multiply]

Black... sticking to roots yo!
Plus they got the booty.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I genuinely laughed at this and I have no idea why Lol.

 

[Conspirator.]

It's a toss up between Mexicans and East Asians ...... I think I'll go with Mexicans though.

 

[Sangre]

Japanese

 

[Prometheus Beta]

A petite, tanned white female brunette :|
We all know why.

Sir, you are a very wise man.

I'd like to have the queen of england and king of holland on a dogleash walking on all fours. Don't care for them being white perse.

Nah bro, the Queen, may Allah bless her, is just an old fart, irrelevant to anything that matters (though the royal family are indeed a class of economic parasites). Id personally like to enslave Mr Blair and Mr Bush and have them walk on all fours, leashed.

Actually, Id like to enslave the whole clan of the Neocons responsible for the fiasco of wars in the Middle East in recent times, from their founding father guru-Buddha figure Leo-Strauss (brought back from the dead for this purpose alone) to Mr Wolfowitz. Then Id have them all equipped to a donkey carriage, which Id be riding across the streets in central London with a whip in hand.

Caucasian really just means someone from the Caucasus Mountains. It really is a misnomer. I suppose you could have any race of person from that area in Eurasia, though most are white.

OT: This seems to be a pretty inconsiderate thread. If I had any slave I'd feel guilty the first time I asked them to do something and end up helping them then freeing them. If I had to chose a race or gender it'd probably be a little Asian woman who can make sushi.

Not only a misnomer but an antiquated term to be honest... the term "Caucasian" goes back to a "racial" classification based on some very dubious 18th-19th century German anthropology, in fact the first person ever to use that term seems to have basically pulled a theory out of a magic hat: "Caucasians" originated from the Caucuses mountains because the guy felt that that was the geographic centre of the geographic distribution of the race.

Actually scratch that, that is not even dubious but demonstrably false -falsified by the burgeoning data from modern-genetics that accounts for the evolutionary history of the various peoples of the world, going back all the way to the migration out of Africa. IMHO, a much better term for these "races" would be continental: Europeans for "White people", East Asian for the East Asians (sounds a lot better than the old anthropological "Mongoloid" doesn't it?), "African" for "Black people", South Asians for South Asians, and so on.

As for that Asian slave, thats very cute but using her only for making sushi certainly seems a waste. Personally, Id indulge certain fantasies by making her a maid but also using her for more than just making food

 

[-Punk-]

Definitely Mexicans.

 

[BlacLord™]

Making light of slavery are we? Someone ought to bestow you an award for such great display of empathy and compassion.

 

[Multiply]

Making light of slavery are we? Someone ought to bestow you an award for such great display of empathy and compassion.

No, but thank you for the award recommendation.

 

[elitenoob94]

Slavery is wrong, but given your scenario I'd not care what race. I wouldn't make them a slave. Treat them as one of my own.

 

[Anorien16]

If I could enslave something I would prefer it to be my own self ..... I just wish could motivate myself to work harder and give it all instead of being lazy and easily distracted. A fully mastered self, ie, a true man would be far more functional than a hundred slaves.