If you could be any object what would you be?

[Bulbasaur]

*sorry if this thread has been made before. im on my ipod touch and it didnt show the suggestions or w/e so just sorry in advance

so what would you be?

i would be a coffee table yo. just to make people stub there toes with me and hurt their shins xd

 

[-God of War-]

I would be a gun, to piss off everyone!
Or...
Maby...
A guitar, or an electric guitar.

 

[Mandy]

i'd be a condom and break on people just to be an assh*le :zonder:xd

 

[Germanicus]

Shape of, a bucket of water!
...umm...beware my power?

 

[saaaaaadpanda]

Your mom's underwear.

 

[Wang]

Either a giant killer robot, or a jar of peanut butter...creamy not chunky.

 

[Shinobi Train]

This is so easy...the obvious answer would be a dildo...or a d**k...but that's organic and I can be one of those anytime I want. xd

 

[FirzenNaruto]

Beware, the Badass Toilet Seat named FirzenNaruto

 

[karol the don]

44 Magnum !

 

[-Jiraiya-]

A stone...