If you committed a crime

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definitely not jesus O_O



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Nope, still on this earthly plane. Also, Jesus was a pacifist. It'd be more like passive-aggressive Jesus, and even then, nothing would happen c:
 

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So true, attacks by a female is more entertaining, more interressant, more pleasant etc... :nosebleed:

for the love of god change that sig dude lol ..................... can't believe you still got this.

Cause you cant get away from them thats why you can choose who chases you

i edited my post.

ok then i will second -★Kuro Kami- post, (being chased by the girl/wouldn't mind getting caught either, but i don't really know this character).

with the other two options, will end up bad for me ...................... it will include too much pain/a whole lot of begging, and i will definitely get caught (with these two, i might not run in the first place and piss them off).
 

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Major Motoko Kusanagi it would be great
 

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Angry Jesus. I can be chased by him all he wants, but he can't do anything if I don't believe in him. It's like being on Santa's naughty list. How can I be punished by something that doesn't exist to me?
 

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If you want help with your life jesus

If you want to be beaten up mercilessly batman

If you want to be beaten up mercilessly by a girl Major
 

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Angry Jesus. I can be chased by him all he wants, but he can't do anything if I don't believe in him. It's like being on Santa's naughty list. How can I be punished by something that doesn't exist to me?
Gee you really mean that?
 

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Major Motoko Kusanagi
- cuz i'd hit that so hard

batman
-cuz I would be an honor to got
my ass kicked by my favorite hero
 

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Batman, if i was omnipotent so i could kick his ass.
 

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Batman for sure , that would be an amazing way to go out .
 

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Angry Jesus. I can be chased by him all he wants, but he can't do anything if I don't believe in him. It's like being on Santa's naughty list. How can I be punished by something that doesn't exist to me?

By this logic, since I believe that Mokoto Kusanagi and Batman don't exist, I can't be punished by either of those two either.

OT: Why would I commit a crime in the first place? I'm a good boy :snick:
 

FitzChivalry Farseer

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By this logic, since I believe that Mokoto Kusanagi and Batman don't exist, I can't be punished by either of those two either.

OT: Why would I commit a crime in the first place? I'm a good boy :snick:
No good deed goes unpunished

And in this case an ass beating
 

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I prefer not getting caught actually ....
 

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Major Motoko Kusanagi :heh:i will make her my girlfriend :devil:
 
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