Obito: Sakura "cough" "cough" There isn't much time left. Could you do something for me befor i die... a last request?
Sakura: Obito-sama Get your act togheter, there are people that count on you.
Obito: No...My time is over but you can help aid your friends in their assualt.
Sakura: How can i Help theam, Please answer me?
Obito: You have to Take my last Life power befor it goes away.
Sakura: Im not quit sure What you mean?
Obito: You have to inhale my Powers to become one With the floow.
Sakura: "blushes" Emm, how do i do that?
Obito: Why don't you take a wild guess.
Sakura: "slaps obito" How dare you request such a Thing?
Obito: Well it's a win/win situation. You get Powerful and will be able to save theam all and i get a BJ, it would be unwise not to take it.
Sakura: Hrmmmm......well i want to be usefull for once in my life time.
Grampa Richard:And that was the story how Obito Uchicha tricked The 6th Hokage to Give Him a Bj.
Grandchild:But grampa that is not how it ended.
Grampa Richard: Yes child im quit aware of that.
Grandchild: So why did you make up such a story.
Grampa Richard: Well because i whanted to see how NB would react to this story, and you know something?
Grandchild: What?
Grampa Richard: It Was F#cking worth it.