Throw a nude party, have ***, ***, *** and more ***, get drunk, high as a kite, more ***, ***, ***, and ***.
Death may get scared and run away like a little bish when it sees me sexing like CRAZY!
Tell Courtney I'm sorry I hurt her but I do care about her. Go up and grab Alison's ass, kiss her (stick my whole tongue down her throat) and then run like hell.
Steal a stick shift red Mitsubishi eclipse with a black top and speed like crazy all over Columbia county until the cops come after me then I try to get away and have an epic car chase.
Find brooke Wharton and tell her I think she's ****ing adorable and awesome and can do a lot better than the people she spends time with.
Play every song I ever wrote on live tv, by any means necessary.
Go into the toughest bar in the world and start a fight with everyone.
**** the hottest hooker I can find in the usa and maybe even rape a few if I don't have the money.
Go to Japan and see Tokyo, find Asian hookers. Then find kishi and have him tell me all his plans and thoughts on naruto.