Naruto: Good cop
Sasuke: Bad cop
Sakura: Nurse
Kakashi: Professor
Madara/Akatsuki: Terrorists
Orochimaru: Mad Scientist
Haha this should be interesting.!!
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deidara: bomb defusIN squad leader.!!
That's just their real life job counterparts, I meant still inside the NV
Sakura: a cheap, a very cheap prostitute.!!
Naruto: Village leader (C'mon, he's gotta be Hokage...)
Sasuke: Cop (You know, Uchiha and all)
Sakura: Nurse (Medical ninjutsu...)
Kakashi: Weird old guy who reads perverted books around the village
Jiraiya: Number one pervert in the village
Tsunade: Drunk old woman who gambles herself into debt
I think I'll stop there. xD