If these characters were drunk

izinagi54

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(theme to this thread... shut it...)

Naruto
Sasuke
Kisame
Itachi
Nagato
Madara
Kurama
Fu (Nanabi)
Yagura
Kakashi
Gai
Lee
Sakura
Hinata
Minato
Kushina
Shino
Shizune
Asuma
The Bijuu
Gaara

I want to see what would you think if they were drunk, and this song played in the room. what do you think each would do?

Me?

Lee vs. Gai in a drunk fist fight

Naruto and Hinata make out
Kurama would be enjoying the show (inside of naruto)
Sakura trying to get with Sasuke
Sasuke acting like a fool
Madara musing
Asuma can't he's dead (Ohh burn)
Shizune violently trying to enforce purity on Naruto and Hinata.
Fu... well... partying
Nagato would be a bar game master
Kakashi would party it up
Kisame, and Itachi would muse each throwing something to either smash, or light on fire.
Gaara would create a beach party
Minato Kushina would be "busy" doing the same thing as Naruto and Hinata.
Yagura break Obito's control, and kick ass
Shino dance maniac
Bijuu partying...
 

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Sasuke'd be the emotional drunk..

Sasuke - "Nobody gets me! I miss my brother! Why was my first kiss with a guy?!" *stuffs his face full of food and cries in a corner*
 

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it still would be funny as shit to see all these character drunk in the same place :) my God Nagato you had enough!
 

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Lee Solo's and Tsunade already showed us how Sakura would act.

So who is worst Drunk Lee or Drunk Tsunade/Sakura

If Sakura was drunk she wouldn't try to get with Sasuke, she would probably be pissed and inner sakura would surface and it would be a mess.
 

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naruto on sasuke lap
sasuke letting naruto sit on his lap
itachi doing nothing but giving people life lessons as usual
nagato nagato giving speeches about knowing pain
madara complaining about wishing hashi was there so he could play with his wood
hinata crying cus naruto is on sasuke's lap
sakura being a b**** as usual
 

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I know if I get this right I think we'd be seeing the ROAD TO NINJA HINATA (KISHI YOU SLY DOG ;) )
 

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sakura telling all the guys to line up so they can get their **** sucked as usual
 

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Imagine what they will do if they get stoned
 

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Naruto : Eh Sa...suk..eh .Let's....gob...ak..too...Kono..haaa!!! Dance-tebayo!!!
Sasuke : Ehh?!!..Heheeh...I kan't... Lets DANCE!!!!
Itachi : Get...ur..azz to.. Konoha!!! MY Gangnam...luuuuk.. (moves his head round n round) UhOhmm Uhmmm
Kisame : EEEE....TACHHI!!! Wut ..errr...u..sayin? Zhud Iee... chop hiz..azzz? hehehsh
Fu : (standing on top) I!!!!! M ur Bich!!! fuk YeaH!!!!
Lee : Gai Senseiiiiiiiii!!! ( falls down)
Sakura : Lee!!! waht happen (hickup)
Lee : Zoooom!! (gets up and grabs her chest) Heh?!! Nothin s here!! Hinaaaataaa!! Tentennnnn!!
Shino : Somethings (hickup) bugging me!! heheehh inside my body!!!
Madara : Hey Uzumaki, wanna be my Bit- (hickup) -ch?
Kushina : Get ur azz on that asian's dik -tebane
Minato : Eh Kuuuukuuukuuu--shina!! Letz go on a ram- (hickup) -pageee
Kushina : Hashiz fukin dat prosdidude!! U get in d line. I'll smac some azzes here (activates Red Habanero mode)
Gai : Leee!!! like this Move ur azzzz muv ur azzzz!!!(moves his azz right n left)
Tenten : (removes the cloth on her two ponys) Letz rock!!! (swings her hair and head in circle)
Shizune : ..I!!! dezerve to be Hokage!! That unlucky bi- (hickup) -itch. She got my seaaat!!
Kakaashi : I'm showwin my face!!! To everyone !! (puts his hand on his mask) Here it iz!!
Everyone : UHHHH!!
Kakashi : (removes his mask) another mask!!! heheh
Naruto : Breng dat bastard down hear!!
Itachi : I'll see that Baztarrd!! Sukkuyomiii!!
Sasuke : Y're u lukin ayt me?
Kisame : Here's your lenssss
 
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