I'd stand on the grass and blast my music so cars 50 ft away could hear. Also, I'd loiter, litter, and take my dog to a "no dog zone."
I'd put ice cream in my back pocket on a Sunday!
Okay, but I actually have a deep respect for the law. I'd be hiding in the shadows with some ammunition, maybe some knives. Go for anyone who thinks they can get away with murdering people they don't like.

) They'd be better off dead instead.