If Saitama...

[chopstickchakra]

Let's start a new game, and play "If Saitama..." idea inspired by Agent Phrank(whether he knows it or not)

I was in a thread earlier about Saitama beating Goku(not the important part so let's move on) in it Phrank left a post that said,
"If Saitama were a detective, he'd be One Hunch Man"

I followed with.
"If Saitama worked in your schools cafeteria he'd be One Lunch Man"

So let's see where we can take this and how many good ones we can come up with. The objective is to use a word that rhymes with Punch as best you can.

If Saitama was a personal trainer he'd be One Crunch Man.

 

[Dark Matter Thief]

"If Saitama was on the food channel he'd be One Munch Man."

 

[Punk Hazard]

If Saitama served drinks at a party, he'd be One Punch Man. WAIT ****

If Saitama ate chips for a living, he'd be One Crunch Man

Edit: Oh you already took One Crunch Man.

If Saitama's last name was Brady, he'd be One Bunch Man.

 

[Dark Matter Thief]

"If Saitama had ten kids he'd be One Bunch Man."

I tried.

 

[IKSOKRIPS]

"If Saitama was in an old western movie, he'd be One Shot Man"

 

[Nobel]

if saitama was in a chuck norris movie, he be a one dead man

 

[onepieceuc1]

If Saitama was in Hiroshima, he'd be "One Last Man"

 

[SumnNarutoRelated]

if Saitama was faithful to his girlfriend he be a One C*nt Man