If overly attached girlfriend was you're girlfriend?

[Germanicus]

Ha, the overly attached girlfriend chick is a troll, a friend of mine goes to college with her. And I'd probably celebrate if I had her as a girlfriend...cause I'd finally have one. HAHAHAHAHAHA....aaaagh! *Punches fist into wall, cries deeply into corner. Then feels better and eats some bacon.*

 

[Shouten]

Okay, I...guess that what every guy thinks anyway.

It's not what every guy thinks. It's what everyone in a relationship knows. *** and intimacy is vital. When one is no longer intimate with his/her partner, they are not attracted to their partner anymore. Simple logic.

 

[Tobisagoodboy12]

It's not what every guy thinks. It's what everyone in a relationship knows. *** and intimacy is vital. When one is no longer intimate with his/her partner, they are not attracted to their partner anymore. Simple logic.

I've been in 2 relationship that didnt require *** at all.
But good to know

 

[Shouten]

I've been in 2 relationship that didnt require *** at all.
But good to know

Was this when you were in elementary or high school or something?

 

[mcchikeneater]

Tell her the get the f--k out, and if she doesn't leave, remove her. Ignore everything she says to you, never answer the phone, always go out and sleep with other people and make sure she finds out, maybe give her chlamydia on purpose or something. Eventually she will get the hint, and if shes desperate enough to not get the hint, you can always just keep her number for booty calls, go see her just enough for her to keep her desperation going. Eventually she will find someone else to stalk and stop annoying you.

 

[Jack Spicer]

That'd be hell.

 

[RAMENATOR]

Reverse things and become overly-attached boyfriend... to the point where she never has a moment to herself. The more you resist, the more attractive you get, so don't resist. Stalk everything she does, question every detail, and never let her have a moment's peace. Wake her up whenever she tries to sleep and pretty much do everything she does back, but 3 times as much and with just as much sincerity. Then I would be the creepy one and she would want to leave voluntarily ^_^

If all else fails, set the house on fire and go to prison for arson. Overly-attached girlfriends are not permitted in prison... unless they're named "Bubba" and aren't actually female <_<

 

['Toxic]

I would lose interest and break up..had happened.