if my 75 year old teacher asks me out for a high grade is that ok?

100 overall grade for teacher date or no movies


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New Era

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Your going on a date with a 75 year old?

What the actual f*ck?
it's either set your future to a good path or don't do it because you didn't want to go out with her, wouldn't you go out ofr the 100 overall grade then
 
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How bout you just get her fired for determining your grade on whether or not you go out with her?
 

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Hellz Yeah. I get an A. A free movie and even a bribing opportunity. Nothing to lose it's a win win situation.

Unless she tries to touch your penis.

I don't know, it is kind of wierd, and what new Pearl Harbor movie is coming out?
 

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Unless she tries to touch your penis.

I don't know, it is kind of wierd, and what new Pearl Harbor movie is coming out?

there suppose to be some movie that had something to do with pearl harbor out around this time at least that is what i heard
 

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Ask her if she open to an extra-credit assignment.
 
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thesurvivor

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wait.. how old are you this decides everything
 
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Pros = High Grade in English + Free Movie and the possibility of you losing your virginity with a 75 year old
Cons = ... possibility of an STD
Lol sorry dude had to go there haha
 

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It's obvious she wants you to show what a "hot date" you are after the movie.

> Your age, the current grade and your desperation level, those are the main point to think about. If you're underage then don't get busted. If your current grade is around C-B then don't do it, you can still improve your grades. If your desperation level is so high until the point you're willing to be raped by a 75 year old woman [trust me, no matter how much you think "oh, I'm gonna tap that", she will definitely be the one tapping you]

So yeah, that's about it.
I have good grades but if I were to be in that position then I will definitely reject her offer. You don't win, no matter how much you think you can win.
 
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Pros = High Grade in English + Free Movie and the possibility of you losing your virginity with a 75 year old
Cons = ... possibility of an STD
Lol sorry dude had to go there haha

another con is if anything happens and you get caught it well be in the news and everybody will know about it
 

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They say best blow job is the one without teath :D
 

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Just sleep with her, way faster.

But for realz, he'll no, step back and say no. Too old, too easy of a class
 

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what the... Personally I wouldn't, but it depends of course on the relation you have with a teacher. Say for example that she's your third grandmother, then okay, but otherwise...

Also, 75 years old, and still teaching??
 
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