If George RR Martin wrote Naruto

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If George RR Marting wrote Naruto....

Naruto would be dead pre-shippuden

Gai would be a cripple

Sasuke would be Hokage

Itachi would be Sasuke's father

Bee would be a ninja/pirate

Hiruzen would still be dead

Sakura would be abused by Sasuke, and be called a traitor

Kushina is a demon priestess

Minato follows Kushina and burns his enemies alive

.....keep the list going
 
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Ino would be ***** !
Orochimaru would love females !
 

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Orochimaru would be Orochimaru.
 

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If George RR Marting wrote Naruto....

Naruto would be dead pre-shippuden

Gai would be a cripple

Sasuke would be Hokage

Itachi would be Sasuke's father

Bee would be a ninja/pirate

Hiruzen would still be dead

Sakura would be abused by Sasuke, and be called a traitor

.....keep the list going

Sorry to break the humor, but who is George R R Martin?
 

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Naruto would be the best story ever told.


Just saying is all.
 
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who is Georgee RR - wha- somebody hold me back before i show this guy the wrath of the Dragon!

Bro!! Bro!! *strugles across the room holding you back, knocking over my 6ft8 carbon cutout of Marylin Monroe*

It's not worth it!
 

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Sorry to break the humor, but who is George R R Martin?

WHO'S GEORGE R R MARTIN?

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Only the creator of the book series which was made into the greatest TV show ever

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who is Georgee RR - wha- somebody hold me back before i show this guy the wrath of the Dragon!

>...................Man dont wast your time.

Naruto would be the best story ever told.


Just saying is all.

Yeah this manga would had been best story with the best character development in history of Manga.

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Now Yeah if Martin was in charge this manga would had been 100xbetter.

For real, naruto and his childish rasengan personality would have been dead First episode and that fodder guy would made him steal the scroll would have been ploting against konoha while giving the scroll to an powerfull enemy of konoha.

The plot would had continue with/o Naruto! and would had been more epic.

Sarutobi would be long dead as well
Orochimaru well he would had been like Ramsey Snow 'if you know what i mean' xD!
Obito would had been masacrated by the bloody mist anbu.
Minato would had survive long enough ty to his inteligent and would had never done something as stupid as the Gambling lottery ticket that he played with naruto.
Danzo would had been hokage even before the pain invasion!
-and schemed a real plan to take tsunade out of the picture 'she would be out of the picture'
Itachi's life would had been more ****ed up then it was.
Madara would had rape the 5 kages first chapter he appears.

There would had never been 5 village united to screw akatsuki in the war.

Blood mist would had united with akatsuki
Sand village as weak as it is would had been destroyed in war.
Konoha would had been betrayed by his ally Sand, ty to some schemed orchestrated by Kumo
The edo tensei would had been soling everyone.
The rock village would had been waiting for the right moment to take them all down with and secret alliance with the small countries.
The 5 Lords of the big countries would had been playing 'A game of thrones''
Pain would had never turned ***** reviving everyone.

The females characters would had been scheming and doing a better job manipulating men or been raped by one.

Sasuke would had been rising his army of slave against itachi.
 

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Konohamaru would have gotten laid by some older chick.
 
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