The past:
Traffic during zombie apocalypse, people stay in an orderly line on the road
Watch while dude talks on radio about killing you and daughter
The less-past:
Go on date in abandoned mall during zombie apocalypse, get infected while tryna get some'
Take sick days leave from military school
Forever
The present:
Go on quest to get some guns back
Beat up guy for guns
Shoot guy for guns
Doesn't have guns
Someone else has guns
Decide to trade kid for guns
Headshots on like 20 zombies while upside down with a pistol
Steal gay porn
Crash car into raider ambush and kill all of them
Get bullied by Bloater in school gym
Raiders chase some old guy and a kid halfway across America
Sacrifice like 100 guys to this quest
Raiders set another ambush with armored cars, dudes in houses, and a sniper; old guy sneaks past or kills all of them
Zombies show up for meal
Black cast members realize they need to get out of the script, get infected and suicide
Find brother, bro out
Everything turns out better than expected
Gain horses
Continue quest
Molested while trying to turn on a generator in a basement
Raiders #101 manages to injure old guy
Raiders #102 and #103 manage to capture kid
Kid gets loose in cannibal raider camp, kills half of them
Old guy wakes up from nap, kills the other half
Trade kid for guns
Never get guns
Take kid back
Spoils from quest: Gay porn
Horses?