Espadara Uchiha
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>In class one day
>Eating some delectable cup Ramen
>stupid retarded kid comes up to me
>"ESPADARA YOU CANT EAT IN CLASS"
>Everyone was watching some gay Shrek movie, so I thought I could get away with it.
>Kid is still yelling
>"YOU MIGHT MAKE SHREK MAD"
>Whatthe****.jpg
>Suddenly the smell of onions fills the air.
>So rancid it temporarily overpowers the smell of my cup ramen.
>Oh. Dear. Teuchi.
>Shrek emerges, his ogre schlong flapping around.
>All the class bend over for him like ***s
>Shrek looks at me, anger and darkness in his eyes.
>"This is my swamp, laddeh."
>He pushes me to ground.
>Forces pants off, I'm tearing up at thought of being used by someone other than Teuchi-chan-kun-senpai-sama.
>Shrek whispers in my ear
>"You'll have enough onions ta fill yer belly. Ya won't be needin none of this."
>He knocks the cup ramen from my hands
>Blasphemy.gif
>He's preparing to enter me.
>Suddenly smell of Ramen fills the air
>Noodles force Shrek back
>Feel a godly presence standing beside me.
>It's Teuchi-Sama.
>He glares at Shrek with his fearsome eyes
>"You won't be harming one of my paying customers"
>Forces ramen down Shreks throat, forced him on ground.
>Ramen begins shooting up Shreks butt
>Shrek looks at rest of classroom
>"Help me, laddeh!"
>Class looks away, begin eating ramen
>Shrek explodes.
>Teuchi looks at me.
>He smiles.
>"That'll be 9.75."
>Teuchi disappears into the Ramenui dimension
>Ramen is the only food allowed to be eaten in classroom
>All shrek video's burned
>Now we watch training videos for Ichiraku Ramen.
>Eating some delectable cup Ramen
>stupid retarded kid comes up to me
>"ESPADARA YOU CANT EAT IN CLASS"
>Everyone was watching some gay Shrek movie, so I thought I could get away with it.
>Kid is still yelling
>"YOU MIGHT MAKE SHREK MAD"
>Whatthe****.jpg
>Suddenly the smell of onions fills the air.
>So rancid it temporarily overpowers the smell of my cup ramen.
>Oh. Dear. Teuchi.
>Shrek emerges, his ogre schlong flapping around.
>All the class bend over for him like ***s
>Shrek looks at me, anger and darkness in his eyes.
>"This is my swamp, laddeh."
>He pushes me to ground.
>Forces pants off, I'm tearing up at thought of being used by someone other than Teuchi-chan-kun-senpai-sama.
>Shrek whispers in my ear
>"You'll have enough onions ta fill yer belly. Ya won't be needin none of this."
>He knocks the cup ramen from my hands
>Blasphemy.gif
>He's preparing to enter me.
>Suddenly smell of Ramen fills the air
>Noodles force Shrek back
>Feel a godly presence standing beside me.
>It's Teuchi-Sama.
>He glares at Shrek with his fearsome eyes
>"You won't be harming one of my paying customers"
>Forces ramen down Shreks throat, forced him on ground.
>Ramen begins shooting up Shreks butt
>Shrek looks at rest of classroom
>"Help me, laddeh!"
>Class looks away, begin eating ramen
>Shrek explodes.
>Teuchi looks at me.
>He smiles.
>"That'll be 9.75."
>Teuchi disappears into the Ramenui dimension
>Ramen is the only food allowed to be eaten in classroom
>All shrek video's burned
>Now we watch training videos for Ichiraku Ramen.
