I summon a bird with phaze. o_o

[Shady Doctor]

*Sits under a tree relaxing like a boss.*

 

[cyco22]

wtf

 

[BusinessManTeno]

*Appears on my bird like a boss*

General .. Wtf is he resting for. This wont be an easy process

lmao. trust me ik. *throws a rock at you* WAKE UR ASS UP!. We about to go on a journey boy

 

[Shady Doctor]

-Gets hit by a rock abd wakes up-

>_> "The **** was that for, I was dreaming about..... boobies.!"0_0

-Gets up and stares at the bird in amazement-

 

[BusinessManTeno]

awhhhh
boobiesssss *drolls* tehehe
UMM
ANYWAYS!!!!

You ready to head to the Lesser Paradise?

 

[Shady Doctor]

*nods my head*

"Yes indeed I am."

*Tries to hop on the bird*

 

[BusinessManTeno]

*Kicks you off as my bird swings over a little*

GENERAL! WTF IS HE DOING?!?!

*Pets his head* Calm down Phaze. im sorry.. *Looks back at you as i jump down.* TF is your problem mtf *Slaps you* you almost made him go ape shit.. anyways. Give me a rundown on the lesser bird of paradise. wiki it

 

[Shady Doctor]

The Lesser Bird-of-paradise is distributed throughout forests of northern New Guinea, and the nearby islands of Misool and Yapen. Widespread and common throughout its large range, the Lesser Bird-of-paradise is evaluated as Least Concern on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.
Its similar to the greater-bird-of-paradise and is a beautiful species of bird.
It is also said that they possess toxins in there skin derived from the insect preu.

"That big punk wasn't gonna go ape shit on anyone.! Now phaze gtf over here and fly me to Paradise.">_>

 

[BusinessManTeno]

.....Yo General.... He about to get his ass whoop. do he fuqqn know who i am?

Calm down. . Anyways. GOOD. In order for you to wield this you need man power. stamina.. And Endurance...... *Points to rock*

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Pick that up and put it on your back and meet me at the start of them stairs

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HAHAHAHAHAH! Work that fool like a biatch!

 

[Shady Doctor]

.....Yo General.... He about to get his ass whoop. do he fuqqn know who i am?

Calm down. . Anyways. GOOD. In order for you to wield this you need man power. stamina.. And Endurance...... *Points to rock*

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Pick that up and put it on your back and meet me at the start of them stairs

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HAHAHAHAHAH! Work that fool like a biatch!

"What......the hell! YOU can't even lift this with your combined efforts!"

*points at you and phaze*

-I then focus my chakra evenly throughout my body to increase my physical abilities,. After getting the proper chakra built up I grab the rock with two hands and lift it over my head but I quickly let it rest on my back. Now that the boulder is on my back I walk over to the bottom of the stone stairs and awaits instructions.-

"Lets get this party stared." >_<

 

[BusinessManTeno]

I find a boulder thats similar as big. And picks it up with ease. I then throw it on Phaze backs.

General. Is this whiny bitch done complaining..? smh. seems i have to carry it on my back to show him this aint no game

Lmao. Yea yea yea... *looks at you* now lets get going. we are travelling to the lesser birds of paradise ..PARADISE.... *Starts walking* now. tell me why you wanted these sexy birds for yourself

 

[Shady Doctor]

I find a boulder thats similar as big. And picks it up with ease. I then throw it on Phaze backs.

General. Is this whiny bitch done complaining..? smh. seems i have to carry it on my back to show him this aint no game

Lmao. Yea yea yea... *looks at you* now lets get going. we are travelling to the lesser birds of paradise ..PARADISE.... *Starts walking* now. tell me why you wanted these sexy birds for yourself

"Ok, maybe you can pick it up., "

•I continue to speak while walking behind you, barely keeping up with your pace.•

" Ahh, idk really. I've always liked birds. Well birds that have a certain look, such as colorful feathers or beek shape etc. I actually had no luck finding a bird that fit my standards. That's until I saw you flying on ol' phaze here, I knew that was the type of bird I needed."

 

[BusinessManTeno]

*Phaze starts to blush* HAHAHA! Phaze your such a sucker for a story

SHUT UR ASS BEFORE I PILE DRIVE YOUR ASS GENERAL!

hahaha. ok ok *Keeps walking* so where do you want the tattoo at?

 

[Shady Doctor]

•I stop and think for awhile•

"Eh, I'm thinking maybe my forearm. That seems like the right place to put it."

•continues to walk and talk•

"Where'd you get yours?"

 

[BusinessManTeno]

*drops my pants* there.... then i changed the spot. tehe. i wont give you the tattoo yet. First tell me. whats the normal process to summon ?

 

[Shady Doctor]

•Finding the owner of a summoning contract and sign it with my blood. Afterwards you usually get taught the necessary hand signs for the summon•

 

[BusinessManTeno]

Good Good. NOW STOP! and put our your arm where u said u wanted the tat.

 

[Shady Doctor]

Good Good. NOW STOP! and put our your arm where u said u wanted the tat.

--Drops the huge boulder and begins to stretch for a while--
"About damn time, now, I want it here."

--Points at an area on my right forearm--

 

[BusinessManTeno]

O.O MTF! WHO TOLD YOU TO DROP THE BOULDER BIATCH *Picks the boulder back up and put it on you* We still got hours to go.. U_U .. Phaze...

Gotcha General... *Phaze then comes down and attach his wing to my shoulder. I then do 2 handseals and carv the tattoo in you* The reason General need my wing on his shoulder is because me and his chakra is in the tattoo. meaning you will have my chakra in you allowing you to summon me. BUT. Training is nowhere near done. you dont know the handseals. and quite frankly your a weak biatch. so you need more training.

 

[Shady Doctor]

--Picks the rock back up and frowns---

"You pathetic little rainbow **** chasing bird, you keep talking that big bird shit I'll take your beak and shove it up Generals ass, followed by cooking your biatchness whole and enjoying a paradise wing! After this training you'll be obeying me, so don't get used to talking back runt."

--I then accept the tattoo and await my next instructions.--