I sign the otter contract with juubi sama -.-'

[Illyasviel]

*I wait for him >.>*

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*Appears and smacks you with a crack lighter* You don't seem happy O_O Come on this is going to be fun. now what was it you wanted? Oh yeah you wanted to sign my otter contract. Alright but i need you to tell me what you know about otters with out copy pasting and then sign this document so I am not responsible for you if you are eaten O_O

 

[Illyasviel]

*I block your samck*I might avell have some fun altough this is probably my last reply today because it's late here,well an otter is a cute animal the swims aroun and eats fish they cay their babies on their stomack and swim on their backs they have viskers...

 

[Jubi-Sama]

*I block your samck*I might avell have some fun altough this is probably my last reply today because it's late here,well an otter is a cute animal the swims aroun and eats fish they cay their babies on their stomack and swim on their backs they have viskers...

Good enough ^_^

*We start walking in a montage to Amegakure with the ice Cream truck song playing* "When we reach Amegakure the otters will try and kill you and eat your bones so I would be ready and you should hold your breath cause we will be going FAR underwater"

 

[JojocIaw]

*hides in tree and looks through binoculars* ._.

 

[Illyasviel]

Good enough ^_^

*We start walking in a montage to Amegakure with the ice Cream truck song playing* "When we reach Amegakure the otters will try and kill you and eat your bones so I would be ready and you should hold your breath cause we will be going FAR underwater"

What a great ice cream truck song.
"If they kill me and it my bones I will come back from the dead and hunt you and try to rip of your guts and feed them to the peugeons^^

 

[Jubi-Sama]

What a great ice cream truck song.
"If they kill me and it my bones I will come back from the dead and hunt you and try to rip of your guts and feed them to the peugeons^^

Not the penguins :T_T:

We appear in front of a dock and I throw a rock in the water and a HUGE otter comes up and says: "WHAT THE FCK MAN?! Oh great you brought a friend. *I whisper in his ear and he looks even more pissed* "Fine he can sign the contract now come with me" *The otter jumps in and I hold my breath an jump in as well and then after about 5 minutes we reach a giant castle covered in shells and sand and we enter and I wait for you to come in, Hoping you didn't Suffocate O_O

 

[Illyasviel]

I meant a pigeon just didn't spell ir wright

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What do you feed this thing(to you)
You look more like a bear than the otter(to the otter)
I follow you and I arive at the castle.I could make a better castle

 

[Jubi-Sama]

Now lets go in and hope these otters don't eat us. *We walk into a palace made of wood and sand and some Metal and we walk for about 2 hours until we finally find the room of the otter king* "Are you ready to sign the contract?"

 

[Illyasviel]

Lets do this
I say in a cool fashion

 

[Jubi-Sama]

"Now to sign the contract you need to Take off your clothes and please the otter leader O_O jk you need to cut your thumb. Not your wrist. i have had people do that before. And it wasn't pretty.... *steps in front of closet filled with missing hands* and write your name on the contract and then I want you to Amuse us O_O"

 

[Illyasviel]

*I bite my thumb and start drinking my own blood*Oh this is the best drink ever,oh yeah some for the contract.*I write my name on the scroll*

 

[Jubi-Sama]

you have finally signed the otter contract and you get your own: OTTER SLAVE!!!!!

Now please the otters. Or they will eat you

 

[Illyasviel]

Ok so now listen up otters im the boss around here I will do your stinkin fish dishes and you will be happy and come to my aid whenever I please.
*Washes the dishes swearing how he couldn't do a bee contract because they don't eat fish*