I need to think of Better ninjutsu puns

[Punk Hazard]

*Law drops the deflated ball and takes the balloon from his Sensei. He repeats the process for a third time, sending a wave of chakra into the balloon and using an extra mental effort to sustain it, making it denser than in the water balloon because it has to sustain itself. Law then proceeds to spin the chakra around itself, creating a high speed mass of spiraling chakra within the balloon. However, he knows the chakra is denser and will pop the balloon, just like it popped the rubber ball. Because of this, while he begins to spin the chakra, he simultaneously has a part of the chakra create a shell around the rest of the chakra as it spins, making sure it doesn't burst the balloon.*

 

[Better]

good, now without any balloon do what you just did. Concentrate and don't mess up!

 

[Punk Hazard]

*Law nods at this sensei's instruction and holds out his right arm, palm facing up. He channels a large amount of chakra to his right palm. Using chakra control, Law has the chakra take the form of a sphere. Law gives the chakra a physical form, causing it to become visible. He quickly condenses it, forming an outer layer around the chakra. He has the chakra within the layer spin rapidly around itself, building up power as it spins due to the speed and being in the shell. He focuses on keeping it stable as the mass of chakra spirals in his palm.*

 

[Better]

good job, that's the rasengan. Now disperse it xD

Alright, let's continue

(Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu
Rank: A
Type: Offensive
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 30
Damage Points: 60
Description: The user creates a thousand shadow clones from one shuriken after performing Ram → Rat → Bird → Boar → Tiger, striking down the enemy. This is a technique that combines ninja tools with ninjutsu. Compared to normal shadow clones, clones of material objects are said to be on a far higher level. There is no need for preparations beforehand, like stocking up on shuriken, yet since the shadow clones are real and not illusions, all the shadow blades that fly around are equally lethal.

throw a kunai, then do the said hand seals. Multiply the kunai by 1000 and send them at the forest over there.

 

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*Law nods and takes a kunai out. He bends his arm back and throws the kunai. As the kunai leaves his hand, he weaves the Ram-Rat-Bird-Boar in the blink of an eye. As he makes the seals, he has a mass of his chakra manifest around the kunai. The chakra is enough to clone the kunai into a thousand copies. As he forms the seals, he has his chakra assimilate the qualities of the kunai. The chakra first splits into a thousand separate pieces and take the shape and size of the kunai. Upon weaving the Boar sign, the chakra becomes visible and takes a physical form, taking the form of a metal kunai. This creates a wall of a thousand kunai clones racing through the air.*

 

[Better]

nice job,

ood, Moving on.

(Oodama Rasengan) - Big Ball Spiral Sphere
Rank:S
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:40
Damage Points:80
Description: Oodama Rasengan is an advanced Ninjutsu technique that creates a very large Rasengan ball.
Note:Must already know rasengan.

Rasengan again, but this time make it huge.

Elemental Rasengan
Rank:S
Type:Attack/Defence
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
Description: By combining the original Rasengan with an elemental affinity, a new Rasengan can be created that may produce a variety of effects.
Note:Must know rasengan

Do another Rasengan. This time i want you to add each element to it separately and tell me the effects you get with each of them.

 

[Punk Hazard]

nice job,

ood, Moving on.

(Oodama Rasengan) - Big Ball Spiral Sphere
Rank:S
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:40
Damage Points:80
Description: Oodama Rasengan is an advanced Ninjutsu technique that creates a very large Rasengan ball.
Note:Must already know rasengan.

Rasengan again, but this time make it huge.

Elemental Rasengan
Rank:S
Type:Attack/Defence
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
Description: By combining the original Rasengan with an elemental affinity, a new Rasengan can be created that may produce a variety of effects.
Note:Must know rasengan

Do another Rasengan. This time i want you to add each element to it separately and tell me the effects you get with each of them.

*Law nods and channels chakra down his arm and into the palm of his right hand. This time, he sends twice the amount he did for the normal Rasengan. He then proceeds to perform a Rasengan. He has the chakra exit his body and rest in the palm of his hand. He has the chakra manifest into a physical form and spin around itself. As it spins, he has an outer shell form that's made of the same chakra, creating a sphere with a mass of chakra spiraling at high speeds inside. Due to the amount of chakra used to make the Rasengan, it is much bigger than that of a regular Rasengan, being just smaller than a basketball.

After, Law lets the Rasengan fades away. He then repeats the process five more times. Each time, he adds another element into the Rasengan by transforming the chakra into a Nature Element. When he turns the chakra to fire, the Rasengan ignites, creating a red ball of fire that spins in his hand. Upon contact with a target, it sends them flying backwards in a burst of fire. When combined with water, the Rasengan remains mostly the same, but leaves them soaked with water. When combined with Wind, the Rasengan gives off four points as it spins, each being blades made of wind. When in contact with a target, it is cut on the area the Rasengan is inflicted on and is sent flying back. When combined with Lightning, it electrocutes and paralyzes the opponent as they are launched away. When combined with Earth, the Rasengan gives a larger, heavier impact, sending them flying back faster and dealing more internal injuries.*

 

[Better]

Congrats bro we've mastered Ninjutsu.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Congrats bro we've mastered Ninjutsu.

Thank you Better.