I need to think of Better ninjutsu puns

[Punk Hazard]

Thanks a lot for this bro. Here's the link to my last training session.

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[Better]

everybody and puns XD

post your last jutsu and tell me everything about it

 

[Punk Hazard]

This is the last jutsu I learned

(Chakra Yokuatsu no Jutsu) - Chakra Suppression Technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: short
Chakra cost: 15 (-10 per turn to keep active)
Damage points: N/A
Description: This ability allows the user to suppress their chakra to the point that it is completely undetectable. This makes it impossible for chakra sensory-type ninja to track them via their chakra signal. However there is some downside to the technique, whilst suppressing their chakra they cannot use any of the ninja skills.
Note: Cannot prevent doujutsu users from detecting them.

This jutsu works by using your chakra control to mask your chakra by suppressing it. This makes the Chakra Sensory technique completely useless. However, you can't make your chakra undetectable from Dojutsu and you can't use Ninjutsu while using it.

 

[Better]

good moving on,

(Shinra Banshō Dōka No Jutsu) - Assimilate All Creation Technique
Rank: C
Type:Supplementary/Defense
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:15
Damage Points:N/A
Description:The user can take on the properties of any rock they touch and harden any part of there body.This jutsu also lets the target turn into fine grains of rock that can be used to do another jutsu.

This technique is a handy one. Basically you can turn yourself into any earth like material that you touch. (I.E. you see a boulder you take the properties of a boulder). Now how would you use this in battle?

Perform it on the boulder over there. *points to boulder*

 

[Punk Hazard]

*Law walks over to the boulder as per his Sensei's instruction. He places his hand on the boulder and pours out some chakra from his palm. He has his chakra connect to and "scan" the boulder, effectively picking up its properties, such as being made of stone, it's density, its texture, its color. Law then retracts the chakra into his body. He uses what he picked up from "Scanning" the boulder and changes his chakra throughout his body to duplicate these properties, effectively turning his body into hard stone but keeping himself alive.*

This jutsu can be used for defensive measures, making your body hard enough to withstand some techniques. It can also be used to augment your physical strikes.

 

[Better]

With the withstanding of techniques tho, remember it won't do that much. Maybe a C rank, but I doubt. It's better to use for taijutsu like you said or lets say you get caught in a swamp and your sinking. Just turn yourself into the swamp your in and you can move around freely in it.

This one is nice in the NW

(Ninpo: Bōkun Yobidashi no Jutsu) - Ninja Art: Tyrants Calling Technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: N/A
Description: This technique enables the user to project an image of themselves in the sky in order to send a message. This technique can work as a good diversionary technique.

Basically it's like a projection of your body in the sky, you can use it to distract the enemy or talk a whole lot of smack to another village xD

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[Punk Hazard]

This jutsu sounds like fun xD

*Law focuses on his chakra flow and emits a portion of it out of his body. He gathers up the chakra and sends it into the sky. He uses his chakra control to stretch it out, making it cover a large area in the sky. He then shapes the chakra to match his body shape exactly on a much, larger scale. He then makes the chakra visible and changes its appearance at the same time, making it look like him. This gives the chakra the appearance of a giant version of himself in the sky, though it's just a projection. Law then uses his chakra to transmit his thoughts through it, making it "talk".*

 

[Better]

First I want you to perform and post the technique Earth Release: Wheel of Fortune. Changing the terrain over there to anything you like. After perform,

(Dimenshon Fuudo Shihai) - Dimension Topography Control
Rank: B
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Long
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: N/A
Description:This jutsu is used after Earth Style:Wheel of Fortune.The user can change the landscape of wheel of fortune 3 time each time this jutsu is used.The user must have the topography scroll used to summon wheel of fortune for this jutsu to work.

And Change it again 3 times using this jutsu. So you use this jutsu once you can change the terrain three times before using it again.

 

[Punk Hazard]

This is one handy jutsu

*Law gathers up a large amount of Doton chakra and infuses it with the Earth. He then takes out the topography scroll and infuses it with Doton chakra. He connects the Doton chakra infused in the Earth remotely to the Doton chakra in the scroll. He then uses the chakra in the scroll to re-draw the map. As he re-draws, all Earth in the terrain reacts, changing with it. First, he has several large box-shaped walls of Earth rise up from the ground, each 30 meters tall. He also has a 20-meter deep chasm open up in the middle of the terrain, but neither him nor his sensei fall in. He then sends another wave of chakra into the scroll and starts the ninjutsu. Using this other wave, he re-draws the map again, closing the chasm and having the walls move out and stretch out, forming one large 30-meter tall wall surround the terrain. He then has it sink into the ground, completing the move.*

Spoiler

(Doton: Uitenpen) - Earth Style: Wheel Of Fortune
Rank: A
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage Points: N/A
Descripton: A form of summoning where the user first takes out a topographical map that they can use to change any earth-based feature of the battlefield.
Note: can only be used once per battle

 

[Better]

Yup U_U Tis why i teach you it.

Alright since you mastered the basic 5, I want you to make every elemental clone you can. So Earth Water Lightning clones.

 

[Punk Hazard]

If this is going where I think it's going, I should let you know I already know Shadow Clone jutsu.

*Law gathers up his chakra and releases it from his body. He has the chakra transform into Raiton chakra. He molds and reshapes the chakra to expand and take on the exact shape as his body. He then gives the chakra a physical form and changes its texture, appearance and insides to take on the properties of his own human body. Law then gives the chakra sentience, creating a Lightning Clone. Law then repeats the process to make a Water Clone and Earth Clone.*

 

[Better]

Oh lol


How about the Rasengan?

 

[Punk Hazard]

Nope, not yet.

 

[Better]

Alright, so tell everything you know already about the rasengan. What it is? What can it do? How is it made? What are the different types.

Don't hold back ._.

 

[Punk Hazard]

Alrighty. The Rasengan is regarded as the highest form of Shape Manipulation. It was created by Minato Namikaze, with the purpose of creating a powerful technique that didn't require handseals, an ideal technique for shinobi who wanted to deal damage quickly. However, while the technique didn't require seals, it still ended up requiring a large amount of skill to perform, as the user needed to be able to simultaneously rotate his chakra at high speeds while keeping it contained in a shell, also made of chakra. When the jutsu makes contact with a target, the shell deals a blunt blow and then the roatating chakra explodes out, sending the opponent flying back in a spiral.

Since Rasengan is made of pure chakra, it can be augmented in size, making it bigger. The bigger forms of Rasengan include the Big Ball Rasengan, and the Super Big Ball Rasengan. Rasengan was effectively completed by Naruto Uzumaki when he infused his Wind Chakra into the jutsu, creating the Rasenshuriken.

 

[Better]

Alright here catch *Gin throws a water ballon*

I want you to hold that in your palm. Then i want you to use your chakra and spin the chakra inside the ballon in multiple directions. Try your best to not pop the ball.

 

[Punk Hazard]

*Law catches the water balloon and holds it in his dominant hand. He flows his chakra from the palm of his hand and into the balloon and mixes it into the water. He has the chakra spiral around itself, causing the water inside of the balloon to spin as well. As Law spins the chakra, he has the chakra spin in different directions at once, causing the water to protrude and make multiple bumps against the balloon. Law controls the chakra so while it makes the water bump against the balloon, it is contained enough so that the balloon doesn't pop.*

 

[Better]

nicely done.

now here *throws rubber ball*

I want you to do the same thing, but this time increase the power and try and pop the rubber ball. Make your chakra denser in order to accomplish this.

 

[Punk Hazard]

*Law tosses the water balloon aside and catches the balloon. Like he did with the water balloon, Law releases and flows part of his chakra down his arm, through his palm and into the rubber ball. However, as the ball does not contain any water to infuse the chakra into, Law puts in extra mental effort to keep the chakra stable in order for it to sustain. This effectively causes the chakra to be denser than before. He then uses chakra control to spin the chakra, just as before, making it spin around itself, creating a spiraling mass of chakra in the ball. Due to the density of the chakra and the high speed of it spinning, the ball pops open.*

 

[Better]

nice, now take this *throws regular ballon*

Alright take this regular balloon, and combine both step 1 and step 2. By spinning chakra inside a balloon without moving the balloon itself, emphasizing stability of the sphere shape. DON'T LET THE BALLOON POP!