i need help!! GURHUURRLLL problems

[~Sky~]

Not necessarily. At the beginning when neither persons know each other, it would be much less nerve wracking for both.

Yeah, that's not me. If I text for too long it gets difficult to keep actual face-to-face conversations.

That's just me though.

 

[paratise]

İ say go for the yaoi experiment.

 

[Fuxion]

If you come to NB for relationship advice I'd call it quits and buy some cats buddy.

 

[Imperius]

Just tell the girl that she'd better not friendzone you otherwise you'd put on a mask and put the world into a illusion, a dream world. Tell that to the girl with a text message, then proceed your normal talk.

 

[Kakashi Hatakeo]

Virginception

 

[chaos control]

First ill give a description of myself. Im an honest guy pretty straight foward nice but also sarcastic. I am an aau track star so my body looks pretty good slim yet muscly and an eight pack. My ive been told im "cute" quite a few times but im insecure so i normally think its a joke but i guess im good looking? NOW for the girl part.. normally when i walk in a place with girls my age like the mall, restraunts, or other schools a decent number of girls oggle at me but im normally daydreaming about naruto or other manga and when i notice i think they are ridiculing me. I normally dont have a problem getting girls just kinda pull them to the side and your face... i like that sht gimmi number NAO! But after i get it heres where the problem starts... I DONT KNOW HOW TO TEXT GIRLS! All i think about is naruto manga and anime. The only girls i know that like anime are unnatractive or dont like me. The only one that is pretty and does like me wants me to be in her "yaoi experiment." Basically you want me you do him. Thats obviously a no go so what should i do?

Bold: You don't deserve any girls after that line! You shouldn't judge people's attractiveness by physical appearance!

 

[chaos control]

Just tell the girl that she'd better not friendzone you otherwise you'd put on a mask and put the world into a illusion, a dream world. Tell that to the girl with a text message, then proceed your normal talk.

Correction: She better not kill herself by impaling herself on your friend's lightning covered hand.

 

[HiddenSound]

Go onto NarutoBase and ask for help with girls.

 

[AlphaScythian]

So what? your life experience resolves around anime? You cant talk about anything else?
Do you nave non virgin friends? Maybe ask for help them?

 

[Supreme x Uchiha]

So you have no problems talking to girls but you have problems texting them? Lmao, this is the most retarded bullshit I've read in a long while.
And you have all these impressive assets, so you say?

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[KingHashirama]

You my man needa watch "HITCH" by Will Smith.

 

[AGoodBoy]

You find a new chick. She's no special woman; She's not the last woman. Truth is there's many other women out there that you'll like.

Move on OP. It's not worth it turning gay.

 

[Optimistic]

Is this a joke?

 

[paratise]

Is this a joke?

I know going for yaoi experiment is the obvious answer.