I know how Hashirama died.

[Henchman24]

He discovered Mt. Myouboku and wished to learn to be a sage. He failed and is now a frog statue.

 

[Parrish]

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[ShaneEyyy]

He's still alive

 

[Colonel Armstrong]

oh really? hi kishi..how you doing...-__-

 

[SAGA]

He's still alive

Not really. I believe Hashirama died of old age.

 

[Misana]

It's more likely he's the first person ever to overdose on weed and die.

:rofl: Maybe one of his jutus was growing weed... Explains his popularity

 

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[Punk Hazard]

It's more likely he's the first person ever to overdose on weed and die.

Mokuton: Ganja no Jutsu is what bagged him Mito.

 

[Misana]

Sure. Everyone in Konoha was stoned 24/7, didn't ya know? Uchiha just got jelly 'cuz he wasn't sharing the goods.

Oh well, I'm buying it. Just look at madara's smirk now, he stole Hashirama's stash!

 

[Οdin]

I believe he died from AIDS after he used his Mokuton on a Bijuu.

 

[Sicnesse]

Oh c'mon..

 

[KGB Kakuzu]

Hmmm....Hashirama. Never given any ties with the Frog Sages.....dies by undergoing sage training

Seems legit

 

[Jellal Fernandes]

He found Mito and Tobirama doing the dirty, so he killed himself.

 

[Omnipotent]

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[TrollingSage]

No wonder he doesn't give a f*ck about the Alliance, he's too stoned to care.



Chicks sure dig MJ.

...Well, at least I do.

Scale it back buddy. No one believes you're a girl

Spoiler

just kidding

 

[Punk Hazard]

No wonder he doesn't give a f*ck about the Alliance, he's too stoned to care.



Chicks sure dig MJ.

...Well, at least I do.

The cool chicks do.

 

[Exaar]

he got owned by a genin

 

[Kages]

What is wrong with you people..?

 

[Misana]

No wonder he doesn't give a f*ck about the Alliance, he's too stoned to care.

Look at that, we are have almost explained everything. I'm guessing Obito is so b*tchy against madara because madara refuses to share with him, like Hashi did to him.

 

[TheRealAkatsukiLeader]

Lmao. I thought this was quite funny.