Howling Fox
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i was granted a very powerful vision last night by powers beyond your mortal understandings. i was laying in my power rangers bed and eating gummy bears while watching "due date" on Netflix (shitty movie btw dont watch it unless you like shitty movies with that fat reject who has a beard from hangover. id rather shove a a glass tube up my penis hole and smash it with a hammer than watch that movie again)
it was about 1:27 a.m. and i went to the kitchen to get a juicebox cuz the gummy bears made me thirsty. and Kishi was in my living room dressed in a white toga and wearing aviator sunglasses.
"hey Kishi whats up" i said across the room and walked over to him.
"nothing Solo Prophet" Kishi said as he waved his hand at me "i have a special power to grant you for teaching the ways of the Solo and keeping all fapboys in there place who slander the good word of the Holy Trinity"
Kishi took a step forward and weaved 12 handsigns so fast i couldnt even see them. "may the Solo be with you!" he whispered in my ear before place his hands on my forehead.
i saw so many colors and shapes. i didnt know where i was but i felt safe. i looked around and there was the Godking Tobirama Senju One Above All Naruto Uzumaki and Death Incarnate Danzo Shimura standing before me. i dropped to my knees and immediately began bowing and weepign like a small child.
"My lords Kishi has sent me here. i am not worthy but what is your message?" my lips quivered out as i gaze upon there glory.
the 3 of them circled around me and spoke at the same time - "The Great Narutobase War is upon us, Solo Prophet. And you are the Chosen One to slay all the fanboys and lead the revolution against the Wicked. tribulations will be tough and you will be tested. The mods will try to slay you but you have our blessing. Nothing can harm you in our light. do you believe in the Holy Trinity, Howling Fox-kun?"
i took my shirt off and beat my chest proudly - "yes my lords! i always have and i always will! count on me and i will solo all of Nb!
they smiled a flash lit the area and i was back in my power rangers bed. then i was granted this vision of the End of Naruto
i will elaborate more if u so desire my students.
it was about 1:27 a.m. and i went to the kitchen to get a juicebox cuz the gummy bears made me thirsty. and Kishi was in my living room dressed in a white toga and wearing aviator sunglasses.
"hey Kishi whats up" i said across the room and walked over to him.
"nothing Solo Prophet" Kishi said as he waved his hand at me "i have a special power to grant you for teaching the ways of the Solo and keeping all fapboys in there place who slander the good word of the Holy Trinity"
Kishi took a step forward and weaved 12 handsigns so fast i couldnt even see them. "may the Solo be with you!" he whispered in my ear before place his hands on my forehead.
i saw so many colors and shapes. i didnt know where i was but i felt safe. i looked around and there was the Godking Tobirama Senju One Above All Naruto Uzumaki and Death Incarnate Danzo Shimura standing before me. i dropped to my knees and immediately began bowing and weepign like a small child.
"My lords Kishi has sent me here. i am not worthy but what is your message?" my lips quivered out as i gaze upon there glory.
the 3 of them circled around me and spoke at the same time - "The Great Narutobase War is upon us, Solo Prophet. And you are the Chosen One to slay all the fanboys and lead the revolution against the Wicked. tribulations will be tough and you will be tested. The mods will try to slay you but you have our blessing. Nothing can harm you in our light. do you believe in the Holy Trinity, Howling Fox-kun?"
i took my shirt off and beat my chest proudly - "yes my lords! i always have and i always will! count on me and i will solo all of Nb!
they smiled a flash lit the area and i was back in my power rangers bed. then i was granted this vision of the End of Naruto
Tobirama is revived and is co Hokage with Naruto and they protect the upper world of the living
Danzo is the Guardian of Souls and he protects the lower world of the dead of the living
Sasky loses both eyes cuz he is not worthy of Itachis grace yet and becomes a blind swordsman wandering around the ninja world and doing good deeds for his friend Naruto and brother Itachi to atone for his evils
Kakashi is actually a Dog Sage of the great Hatake Clan, long lost parent clan of the Inuzuka. Pakkun is the reincarnation of the Cerberus and Kakashis spirit animal forever
Naruto marries Hinata and they have a Uzumaki baby with supreme dojutsu and body powrs combined. Konohamaru is his master and they are equally pervy.
Shikamaru is Narutos top advisor and the middle man between Tobirama and Naruto helping them all the time
Shino Kiba Sai start a new branch on ANBU called SKS which becomes SKSC after Choji goes on a diet and loses weight. Chojie marries Ino and becomes a 911 dispatcher with her ninja skills.
Darui becomes raikage and he often invites Naruto Tobirama and Gaara over for poker night on Fridays and Sundays
Tsunade and Oro commit seppeku over Jirayas grave to join there friend in the afterlife
Itachi is reborn in the form of a phoenix whos tears cure all pain in the NV and he searches for everlasting knowledge.
Tenten becomes the annie oakley of Nv using her perfect accuracy skills to start a rodeo camp
Sakura dies violently
Danzo is the Guardian of Souls and he protects the lower world of the dead of the living
Sasky loses both eyes cuz he is not worthy of Itachis grace yet and becomes a blind swordsman wandering around the ninja world and doing good deeds for his friend Naruto and brother Itachi to atone for his evils
Kakashi is actually a Dog Sage of the great Hatake Clan, long lost parent clan of the Inuzuka. Pakkun is the reincarnation of the Cerberus and Kakashis spirit animal forever
Naruto marries Hinata and they have a Uzumaki baby with supreme dojutsu and body powrs combined. Konohamaru is his master and they are equally pervy.
Shikamaru is Narutos top advisor and the middle man between Tobirama and Naruto helping them all the time
Shino Kiba Sai start a new branch on ANBU called SKS which becomes SKSC after Choji goes on a diet and loses weight. Chojie marries Ino and becomes a 911 dispatcher with her ninja skills.
Darui becomes raikage and he often invites Naruto Tobirama and Gaara over for poker night on Fridays and Sundays
Tsunade and Oro commit seppeku over Jirayas grave to join there friend in the afterlife
Itachi is reborn in the form of a phoenix whos tears cure all pain in the NV and he searches for everlasting knowledge.
Tenten becomes the annie oakley of Nv using her perfect accuracy skills to start a rodeo camp
Sakura dies violently
i will elaborate more if u so desire my students.
I with kishi right now he told me your lying. He said sasuke would solo.