i figured it out!

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kay bare with me ladies and gentlemen and a drum roll please............
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ok so there was a whole bunch of zetsu after the war and someone was still controlling them a big zetsu or someone whatever not important someone was just doing it.

zetsu have ability to change into anyone! so all these left over zetsu started changing into women and our boi sasuke needed to restore that clan. So he started banging em left and right. And thats where all these cloned parts and sharingan zombies came from. They are the sasuke seed implanted into random zetsu who he been banging while he repenting.
 

Kaneki Kun

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............Don't do drugs kids.
 

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I don't think they have reproductive organs . XD
 

Madara the Solo King

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I like this theory, but I think he banged chicks left and right to increase the fertility rate. Sasuke might have had *** with a woman who was in turn WZ in disguise.
 

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They can't poo but they can have kids that's just amazing #Logic
 

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Wao,what a theory. Which drug do you take man?
 

Shanks

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I like this theory, but I think he banged chicks left and right to increase the fertility rate. Sasuke might have had *** with a woman who was in turn WZ in disguise.

Restoration of Clan in full mode . Sasuke must be proud man !
 

Bimbonium

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I like this theory, I see kishi going in that direction..
 

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kay bare with me ladies and gentlemen and a drum roll please............
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ok so there was a whole bunch of zetsu after the war and someone was still controlling them a big zetsu or someone whatever not important someone was just doing it.

zetsu have ability to change into anyone! so all these left over zetsu started changing into women and our boi sasuke needed to restore that clan. So he started banging em left and right. And thats where all these cloned parts and sharingan zombies came from. They are the sasuke seed implanted into random zetsu who he been banging while he repenting.

Wow! Somebody please give this guy a Nobel Prize for Man-whoring Sasuke to the Max! Honestly are you serious? Sasuke is a decent guy stop abusing him!
 

Madara the Solo King

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kay bare with me ladies and gentlemen and a drum roll please............
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ok so there was a whole bunch of zetsu after the war and someone was still controlling them a big zetsu or someone whatever not important someone was just doing it.

zetsu have ability to change into anyone! so all these left over zetsu started changing into women and our boi sasuke needed to restore that clan. So he started banging em left and right. And thats where all these cloned parts and sharingan zombies came from. They are the sasuke seed implanted into random zetsu who he been banging while he repenting.

How many *** theories you read per day lol?
 
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