I just helped this girl at the store. Some guy walked over to her with his new iphone. He said something along the lines of "yeah, I get all the new stuff that comes out" you could see in the girl's face that she wanted him to go away, she didn't seem interested in him at all. So I stepped up and walked up to them, I told the guy "Hey sport, You could have all the new tech stuff, but you still wouldn't get laid you creep, walk away" The look of fear in his eyes made me chuckle, his eyes watered as he walked away. The girl blushed and said something, I cut her off and said "sorry, not interested in blondes" she seemed sad, but I think i did a good thing. I feel proud of myself.