I can't sleep

[Joker]

There's a ****ing cricket in my house, and I don't know what the **** to do. I don't even know how it got in, but I tried looking for that little shit, and I can't find it. I thought about burning down the house, but that's arson. What should I do?

 

[Trinky]

Aw, I find the sound of crickets to be relaxing ;P

 

[Sir Blades]

Call your mom. Or sibling to help you find it.

 

[demon of the leaf]

T-T what good would burning your house downdo just stick your head in your pillow it will die in 3 days unless a spider gets it

 

[Limbo]

i laughed so hard when i came to '' I tried looking for that little shit '' omg XD

 

[SumnNarutoRelated]

Call your mom. Or sibling to help you find it.

Wow shots fired. U gon let him say that?

 

[Ultimate Beast]

It will stop when you create a louder noise than it. It tells it whose the dominant one of the house.

 

[Joker]

Aw, I find the sound of crickets to be relaxing ;P

What the **** is wrong with you?

Call your mom. Or sibling to help you find it.

No, I want the house to myself.

T-T what good would burning your house down just stick your head in your pillow it will die in 3 days unless a spider gets it

If I burn the house down, I get insurance money, and I get rid of the little shit. It's a win-win.

 

[demon of the leaf]

What the **** is wrong with you?


No, I want the house to myself.

If I burn the house down, I get insurance money, and I get rid of the little shit. It's a win-win.

And if your caught then you get nothing and spend time in prison police investigate that crap

 

[Azu]

If I burn the house down, I get insurance money, and I get rid of the little shit. It's a win-win.

Then burn the house down. And problem solved.

 

[Sir Blades]

What the **** is wrong with you?


No, I want the house to myself.

If I burn the house down, I get insurance money, and I get rid of the little shit. It's a win-win.

Oh, you're home alone, then call the police. Or spray bug spray and leave the room for a while.

 

[Hexuze]

Just fap man.

 

[NineSNS]

Can't you sleep in a different room?
They're almost impossible to find, unless you want to start rearranging furniture.

 

[Joker]

Then burn the house down. And problem solved.

Gettin' real tired of your shit. Read the opening post.

 

[~WastelandSociety~]

Just fap man.

Yeah cause that will scare it away

 

[Azu]

Gettin' real tired of your shit. Read the opening post.

Make it look like an accident. Duh.

 

[Joker]

Make it look like an accident. Duh.

You're a genius.

 

[Deathwink]

moving into an another house should fix the problem in my opinion.

 

[Joker]

moving into an another house should fix the problem in my opinion.

Just sprayed some bug spray, hope this ***** dies.

 

[Azu]

You're a genius.

It's always a pleasure to help. U__U