"I almost died back then.." Post it here!

Shiina..

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Post here your *almost* .."dying" moment! :lmao:

Me: After I felt from the stairs (yesterday) I was like:
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Off Topic: this al least better than the Madara, Obito& Tsunade-threads xd

..Here :ice:
 

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I had screwed 9 girls in one day, I nearly died of exhaustion. Don't try this at home fellas.
 

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Nearly got run over by a Double decker bus crossing the street back when I was in school, i literally felt it brush past me! XD
 

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Well, I'm only allowed to be late six times a year, so one morning last week I overslept and missed two periods...

I shouldn't be alive...
 

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Oh so you don't believe me? You want me to whack out the Pleasure stick and show you my technique in the art of ***?
 

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LOL. I ran over a downed powerline in a car.
The entire thing EXPLODED!! and Flames ENGULFED the car.
Me and my friend started yelling and we stepped on the gas and got the F outa there.
I was like OOOHHH MMMMYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!
Then i asked my friend if I was dead...lolololol
 

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i tried to take down 2 KFC double downs, needless to day my heart just decided to give up
 

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When I was about 5 years old, I was climbing over a small garden gate at home, telling my mom "I can do this, I practiced it".
One second later I felt head over heels on the sidewalk. Almost broke my neck. My mom thought I was dead :D
 

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:rofl: The first time I ever toked the dank sticky, like the really dope ganja. I was laying on my bed and my heart felt like it was about to explode. 5 minutes later, which felt like an hour, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably at absolutely nothing. :rofl:

Also, this is chatterbox material...come on people...:sy:
 

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:rofl: The first time I ever toked the dank sticky, like the really dope ganja. I was laying on my bed and my heart felt like it was about to explode. 5 minutes later, which felt like an hour, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably at absolutely nothing. :rofl:

Also, this is chatterbox material...come on people...:sy:

Lol the first time I did it I handled it with ease but the first time i really got destroyd was when i soaked up some prime gran daddy perp in my mask -.- I was fukin out of it
 

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Lol the first time I did it I handled it with ease but the first time i really got destroyd was when i soaked up some prime gran daddy perp in my mask -.- I was fukin out of it

Yeah, I was used to schwag though, so I smoked a lot of this stuff, and it turns out it happened to be some the best ever. This dude was real crazy and was all worried about details when growing it, and this particular strain was many generations old and came from the middle east...talk about being traditional...geez. xd I had no idea at the time what I was smoking...U_U and trust me, it wasn't laced either.
 

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Yeah, I was used to schwag though, so I smoked a lot of this stuff, and it turns out it happened to be some the best ever. This dude was real crazy and was all worried about details when growing it, and this particular strain was many generations old and came from the middle east...talk about being traditional...geez. xd I had no idea at the time what I was smoking...U_U and trust me, it wasn't laced either.

How do uk it wasn't laced? You really can't tell most of the time, but I used to stick to kush, ima kush man, just the smell of it is amazing
 
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