Human Origin Explanations

[Kenotthib]

What is your explanation of how/why humans exist? Yeah I know about evolution, the big bang, blah blah blah, but please be creative. Example: "We were created by dragons who can manipulate dark matter with their eyes. They created themselves in their dreams. We were created to build their giant space ship so that we can help them defeat the evil mermaids of the mermaid dimension. These mermaids use their powers (unknown) to expand our universe and keep us distant from other humanoid civilizations."

 

[Lrrrrr]

We were created by Titans from stone.

 

[jorgelius]

there was once dragon of freedom he was last of 7 protectors of everything, what we see in our dreams all messages from that dragon who quide us to slowly destroy world that his brethen can revive from curse of world.. idont know how all started tough

 

[wa7ed_56eer]

We were created by God.

 

[Imperfect]

Athiest so, I am a poo flinging, lesser being who has learned how to use a keyboard. But don't tell anyone...

 

[Michio Kaku]

We were created by satan to destroy each other and but rape god.

 

[HiraishinFTG]

This is just a reality, inside a reality, inside yet another reality.

Creationception

 

[Michio Kaku]

We were created by God.

Has he spoke to you? What has he done for you?

 

[Kenotthib]

We were created by God.

How creative:flowers

 

[natssuu]

Evolution, no idea how it works but that's my answer.

 

[Hellas]

We were created by God.

:stfu:

:bye:

 

[HakuMomochi]

we were created by a C++ programmer. he was using raw pointers and that's why our race sucks so much.

 

[EnDash]

it's very simple, god was feeling sick so he went to his doctor. the doctor said it was from laziness and that god should go out and do more stuff. so god took his advice and created the world. thats why we have disease and wars and madness, thats why we have starvation and death. frankly it would be easier if god just did a soduku or something :dunno:

 

[YowYan]

Not evolution but interventionism. Aliens~ the one(s) we call god is an alien. Yep.

 

[Reaper]

My mom once told me this comedic story about how we were created by an all mighty being we reffer to as God
Still makes me chuckle when i think about it

 

[Kenotthib]

My mom once told me this comedic story about how we were created by an all mighty being we reffer to as God
Still makes me chuckle when i think about it

What was it if you don't mind me asking and it isn't too long to type? Please do tell. Unless that was a reference to the bible in which I ruined the joke

 

[Alice in Noodleland]

Once upon a time , there was an alien tourist who visited the earth. Then he saw an ape and raped it and voila!.........


















oh Em gee....what did i just wrote...<•<

 

[Reaper]

What was it if you don't mind me asking and it isn't too long to type? Please do tell. Unless that was a reference to the bible in which I ruined the joke

U ruined the joke U_U

It needed a punch line tho

 

[Kenotthib]

U ruined the joke U_U

It needed a punch line tho

Curse my curiosity :NO:

 

[Grim]

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