human nature,if i told you i was god/ and if i was god how would you react

[Aertes]

If you told me you were god, I would advice you to start a medical treatment.
If in general I happen to meet god, not that I believe he exist but since it's a what if scenario, I might as well answered that, I would tell him that he did a shitty job on this planet.
In both cases,I wouldn't pay too much attention on it.

 

[The Big Boss]

Are you two seriously not above a second grade reading level? OP's question was hypothetical, so trying to act like a smart ass and point out the painfully obvious makes you look like an idiot.

OP i'm of the belief that if god exists (he doesn't) that he is an enormous ass hole. If I saw you i'd punch you in the face. Thanks for killing all those babies you egotistical shit.

what you think god is , is wrong

i am not the creator, no one is, naturue/universe made me god, why blame me for things i did not do, i am the real god, there is no omnipotent deity, your anger is towards chance and probability, math is the real devil

 

[AllomnisymbolsparttwoT]

what if they did?

and what if nature could vote?

how would you feel?

their cant, :I simpily cant be a god, thats what i think

 

[The Big Boss]

their cant, :I simpily cant be a god, thats what i think

what if you had a different/better personality

 

[AllomnisymbolsparttwoT]

what if you had a different/better personality

I do :I and its this

 

[Cursed Prince]

i said im god , not retarded

Okay... So a smart god?
Nah to be totally serious, Id bepretty pissed at you. You'd have to be a really huge prick to let all the shit that happens happens, and I wouldnt pray to you either

 

[The Big Boss]

I do :I and its this

you have a different personality?

 

[AP2k]

what you think god is , is wrong

i am not the creator, no one is, naturue/universe made me god, why blame me for things i did not do, i am the real god, there is no omnipotent deity, your anger is towards chance and probability, math is the real devil

I agree with that, I said IF god is real. I fully understand he isn't, and that you aren't him, but in this situation that's what i'd do.

 

[Cursed Prince]

what you think god is , is wrong

i am not the creator, no one is, naturue/universe made me god, why blame me for things i did not do, i am the real god, there is no omnipotent deity, your anger is towards chance and probability, math is the real devil

Well, can you at least fix shit?

 

[AllomnisymbolsparttwoT]

you have a different personality?

yeah! long time i used to prank and be a jokester now i dont! :I

 

[Yellow Spark]

I would make you my gf.... Ha ha

 

[The Big Boss]

Okay... So a smart god?
Nah to be totally serious, Id bepretty pissed at you. You'd have to be a really huge prick to let all the shit that happens happens, and I wouldnt pray to you either

why do people hurt people, it is your nature, why does the earth kill life, it is the earths nature, i cant stop that, thank you for answering the thread

 

[The Big Boss]

I would make you my gf.... Ha ha

good friend? im god, not gay

 

[BazzBee]

I would be suprised GOD is a member of Narutobase and watches anime

 

[Alice in Noodleland]

Since you gave a rep for that song..I will give a proper answer for the last time on this thread.


If you were God : Give us WORLD PEACE.

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And Yeah. That is a Miss Universe Answer.​

 

[The Big Boss]

Well, can you at least fix shit?

i can try, but it is up to you all to help

i am not repair man man man(all that reference)

 

[The Big Boss]

if you where god i woud beat you i woud crush your face
for turning the lives of all humans into a living hell
for creating all tje hatred in this world blood and wAR
I WANT A MERCYFULL GOD A KIND GOD NOT A GOD WHO KILLS

humans kill

i oversee and change the world little by little

 

[Decapitate]

hey GOD

why would you create a being like a FLEA?
a COCKROACH?
long legged SPIDERS??

why would you create that nightmares???

WHY??

my grandmother throw my cat because of FLEA INFECTION and it can't be cure anymore
every time i go down stairs at night there is a COCKROACH ready to fly on my face
and while i'm sh*ting on my bathroom a long legged SPIDER is crawling in the wall near me!!

WHY!?!?!?!?!

 

[AllomnisymbolsparttwoT]

hey GOD

why would you create a being like a FLEA?
a COCKROACH?
long legged SPIDERS??

why would you create that nightmares???

WHY??

my grandmother throw my cat because of FLEA INFECTION and it can't be cure anymore
every time i go down stairs at night there is a COCKROACH ready to fly on my face
and while i'm sh*ting on my bathroom a long legged SPIDER is crawling in the wall near me!!

WHY!?!?!?!?!

MOVE OUT OF THAT HOUSE !!! ITS CURSED!!! >:U seriously, move out

 

[The Big Boss]

hey GOD

why would you create a being like a FLEA?
a COCKROACH?
long legged SPIDERS??

why would you create that nightmares???

WHY??

my grandmother throw my cat because of FLEA INFECTION and it can't be cure anymore
every time i go down stairs at night there is a COCKROACH ready to fly on my face
and while i'm sh*ting on my bathroom a long legged SPIDER is crawling in the wall near me!!

WHY!?!?!?!?!

1. your grandmother touches herself at night
2. that is a earth and nature problem, not a god problem
3. that is a infestation problem too
4. and you seem to have a few mental problems, but only a few