How would you react to Naruto, and this whole plotline, being real?

[Yuria]

What would you look like? What village would you live in, and what clan would you belong to, if any? And how would you react to it in general? This is me...

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I would be leaf-village... Ahhhh... I have red-haired girl as a pic because I'd be in the Uzumaki clan! They are amazing, but I don't wanna give up my blonde hair! I would be a wind-style user! And my life would be EPIC

 

[Cruciatus]

From the title I thought this was going to be some crazy ass question about the Narutoverse being real and Kishi raising awareness for the war that's currently going on there, or something. :|

 

[Lokus Hatake]

ok uchiha i guess

 

[A$AP Wap]

I'd get so many boners by having Byakugan.
I'd look through EVERY girl's pants... by the cost of having a very vascular face.

...but by having Sharingan, I could master anything I look at really quickly!
...but with Suigetsu's Clan, I'd be able to make ANY part of my body freakishly huge! (If you know what I mean)

Damn, I do not know. I'd probably end up using Sharingan, but Byakugan's my second choice.
If I had to choose between those two. They'd actually help me the most in RL.

EDIT: I change my mind.
I just remembered I could just look through the girl's bathroom while they're changing for Gym Class.
I'm so smart... I'd just rock Obito's orange glasses while my Byakugan's active. I'd also automatically be a pro fighter.

EDIT #2: ...but my eyes would look weird. I'll go with Sharingan. :|
Only reason is 'cause I could change from Dark Brown eyes to Red eyes.