How would feel if this happened in the manga?

[Kakooli]

Sasuke and Sarada are sparring together, when Sasuke remarks: "you're defense is not perfect and neither is your offense. You must improve". Sarada is hurt by these comments and before she goes to bed that night, she prays for a solution to her problem.

...This is when the ghost of Itachi flies through her window.

The ghost of Itachi bears the gifts of totsuka and yata for his niece but just before he's about to hand them over, Sakura busts through the door.

Sakura: Shannaroo! What did I tell you about staying up late?!

*Sakura takes the spiritual weapons off Itachi and shannaroo's his ghost, causing him to fade away*

Sakura: I'm keeping these until you turn 21! Shannarooo!!!

Sakura now owns both spiritual weapons.

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

I would throw the manga away, as it had now become a femme-fatale fanfic.

 

[Mudballman]

I would buy a physical copy just to burn it in my fireplace.

 

[wanderingcactus]

i feel like this alone is giving me cancer.

 

[Darth AniCetuS]

Sasuke and Sarada are sparring together, when Sasuke remarks: "you're defense is not perfect and neither is your offense. You must improve". Sarada is hurt by these comments and before she goes to bed that night, she prays for a solution to her problem.

...This is when the ghost of Itachi flies through her window.

The ghost of Itachi bears the gifts of totsuka and yata for his niece but just before he's about to hand them over, Sakura busts through the door.

Sakura: Shannaroo! What did I tell you about staying up late?!

*Sakura takes the spiritual weapons off Itachi and shannaroo's his ghost, causing him to fade away*

Sakura: I'm keeping these until you turn 21! Shannarooo!!!

Sakura now owns both spiritual weapons.

While taking the spiritual weapons, Sakura touches the tip of totsuka by mistake and gets sealed lolololol. Seriously how useless could Sakura be...
Then Sasuke appears...
Sasuke: What did you do to my wife..:WAT:
Itachi: That's one down brother...
Sasuke: Really...:yayy:, thank you brother..:hugg: even in death you're looking after me...:bye:
Sarada: Now I'll never have to be homeless again....

 

[90sKids98]

Bad Fanfic is bad

 

[InfiniteMugen]

itachi would be turning in his grave with this horse sh t

 

[Prince Badman]

While taking the spiritual weapons, Sakura touches the tip of totsuka by mistake and gets sealed lolololol. Seriously how useless could Sakura be...
Then Sasuke appears...
Sasuke: What did you do to my wife..:WAT:
Itachi: That's one down brother...
Sasuke: Really...:yayy:, thank you brother..:hugg: even in death you're looking after me...:bye:
Sarada: Now I'll never have to be homeless again....

probably the best reply of the month

 

[JENchuuriki]

While taking the spiritual weapons, Sakura touches the tip of totsuka by mistake and gets sealed lolololol. Seriously how useless could Sakura be...
Then Sasuke appears...
Sasuke: What did you do to my wife..:WAT:
Itachi: That's one down brother...
Sasuke: Really...:yayy:, thank you brother..:hugg: even in death you're looking after me...:bye:
Sarada: Now I'll never have to be homeless again....

I cannot HAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHA

 

[Guntah]

I think I'll be making a "Bad Naruto Fanfiction" post soon. I might maybe, just maybe, put that in there if I need to make it a round number or something.