How To translate from girl into english

[Tomato God]

Inb4 someone like SlowPoke or Aqueel comes in and says something stupid/Funny let me say this is a serious thread.

And before someone says the following let me address them

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1. Totally a virgin
yes I am.
2. Troll thread/Bait thread
if you thing it is don't waste the effort replying
3. Grow a pair. FDB. Leave that hoe. Gtfo. or Kill yourself.
If you cant help get out

So the question is -
A lot of times I find myself struggling to understand women. My girlfriend for example broke up with me not because she wasn't happy but because she wanted to see my reaction. And I am like WTF mate?! It seems to me that women say one thing and mean another can someone please help me because Atm I am a 17 old kid that doesn't understand why women say one thing and mean another thing.

 

[Hexuze]

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[Tomato God]

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I thought we was homies. Help a homie out!

 

[Flakez]

Women.

No one understands them.

 

[Revyy]

Take some advice. Never try and understand Woman....
Because odds are we know just as little about Men ._.

 

[Tomato God]

Women.

No one understands them.

That doesn't help at all

Take some advice. Never try and understand Woman....
Because odds are we know just as little about Men ._.

No men say they want to go left. And they want to go left. And they go left.

Women say they want to go right. but really they want to see what men will do if they go the opposite way.

We are very straight forward creatures.

 

[hokagenaruto1]

The answer is simple young padawan

Spoiler

Q: How do you understand women? A: You don't

OT: Did you really think Narutobase is the best place to ask people about women which they have no experience in whatsoever? If you wanna know what's going on inside a woman's mind, ask a woman (best choice would be your mother).

 

[scorezor]

well... i'll tell you what everyone is going to tell you ...

when you try to understand a woman you don't , because it's impossible to do that... (something along those lines)

now i'll tell you a quote from the rock in one of this movies: to understand a woman , you have to understand her feelings and start from there a relationship (friendship relationship) or a conversation with her ... (something along those lines).

there , those are my advices to you. good luck youngster.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Maybe she's a sadist? Or maybe she just wants to see if you'd care, get mad or get sad so she could try and figure you out?

 

[V h o]

One doesn't simply understand a woman. It's best to nod and agree with everything and just maybe you will be okay.

 

[MACHETE]

Money or Car.

 

[ObitoRolent]

Maybe she's a sadist? Or maybe she just wants to see if you'd care, get mad or get sad so she could try and figure you out?

What he said or she just had a bad excuse.

 

[Revyy]

That doesn't help at all

No men say they want to go left. And they want to go left. And they go left.

Women say they want to go right. but really they want to see what men will do if they go the opposite way.

We are very straight forward creatures.

You legit can't speak for all men in your post. Just as I can't speak for all Woman in mine lol.

Also don't base your assumption of Woman because you dated a bad one. Nor should you worry about trying to understand them lol. It will come in time and with age. You are so young yet..

 

[Tomato God]

You legit can't speak for all men in your post. Just as I can't speak for all Woman in mine lol.

Also don't base your assumption of Woman because you dated a bad one. Nor should you worry about trying to understand them lol. It will come in time and with age. You are so young yet..

You are right. I don't know all men. But all the men I know very much enjoy going left.

And I date one bad one. She isn't bad btw. Just nuts. I assume all women are nuts.

 

[I'm stupid real stupid]

Women are like anime...they dont have subtitles so its impossible to understand...

Why do girls wear skirts? To show of them legs? Then why do they get angry if we look at their legs!
A user of the base told me "i wear skirts because its cute and comfy" lol

 

[ObitoRolent]

Women are like anime...they dont have subtitles so its impossible to understand...

Why do wear skirts? To show of them legs? Then why do they get angry if we look at their legs!
A user of the base told me "i wear skirts because its cute and comfy" lol

Well I guess because they actually think it is. And it's normal for males to look, that's nature... who says otherwise is a feminist. (no offense)

 

[scorezor]

You are right. I don't know all men. But all the men I know very much enjoy going left.

And I date one bad one. She isn't bad btw. Just nuts. I assume all women are nuts.

well... some womans are some aren't ... that's the way life is... like for example , you have some mens nuts and other aren't nuts .

 

[Tomato God]

well... some womans are some aren't ... that's the way life is... like for example , you have some mens nuts and other aren't nuts .

So are we all bananas?!
Listen I have met genuinely crazy people. Then I met people that I didn't and could never understand. Then I met women. And the third one made me question life and its entirety.

 

[scorezor]

So are we all bananas?!
Listen I have met genuinely crazy people. Then I met people that I didn't and could never understand. Then I met women. And the third one made me question life and its entirety.

nope , we aren't all bananas ^^ we also have people with a lot of knowledge of the world and life is

but oh well , back to the topic ^^

 

[Tomato God]

nope , we aren't all bananas ^^ we also have people with a lot of knowledge of the world and life is

but oh well , back to the topic ^^

How Do I find these people...?
Cause they seem like they can help me.