Mugen Ryukyu
Active member
How To Tell If Your
CAT
Is Plotting To
KILL YOU
CAT
Is Plotting To
KILL YOU
1. Kneading On You.
You May Think This Is a Sign Of Affection.
But Your Cat Is Actually Checking Your
Internal Organs For Weaknesses.
2.Excessive Shoveling Of Kitty Litter.
After Using The Litter Box, Your Cat
Needlessly Kicks Litter Around. Most Of It
Ending Up All Over The Room.
THIS IS PRACTICE FOR BURYING DEAD BODIES
After Using The Litter Box, Your Cat
Needlessly Kicks Litter Around. Most Of It
Ending Up All Over The Room.
THIS IS PRACTICE FOR BURYING DEAD BODIES
3.Staring Contest.
If You Get Caught In A Staring Contest With Your Cat.
Do Not Look Away. Looking Away Will Signal To Your Cat,
That You Are Weak, And An Attack Is Likely To Follow.
4.Bringing You Dead Animals.
This Isn't A Gift... It's A Warning.
This Isn't A Gift... It's A Warning.
5. Throwing Up Grass.
Through This Painful Feeding And Purging Process,
Cats Prepare Their Minds And Bodies For Combat.
6.Hiding In Dark Places And Watching You.
Your Cat Will Often Hide In Order To
Study You In Your Natural Habitat.
Your Cat Will Often Hide In Order To
Study You In Your Natural Habitat.
7. Sleeping On Electronics.
Humans Have Superior Technology... Your Cat
Knows This, And Will Attempt To Disrupt All
Communications To The Outside World.
8. Pawing At Your Face
While You're Asleep.
Cats Aren't Very Good At
Smothering People, But This
Won't Stop Them From Trying.
While You're Asleep.
Cats Aren't Very Good At
Smothering People, But This
Won't Stop Them From Trying.
9. Sprinting At Light Speed Out
Any Room You Enter.
When Your Cat Does This,
It's Actually A Failed Ambush.
cant stop laughing at this thread..this is so funny..never imagined that cats have this kind of plan 
