Hahaha!
Dude! Do you know what 'hell' is? You are right, you will chill with Satan and your homies. By being tortured every day. Fun huh?
I do know what it is. Maybe once I'm up the ranks, I could torture people myself, for the reason we are all down there in the first place, smoking. We'd all have a lovely time, disobeying God and his 'rules'.
On a serious note: Who the hell made up if you smoke, you go to hell? Or it's a sin. I want proof. I'm looking at you Horogium.