How to pick up girls for dummies

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People who needs guide ''how to pick up girl'' will fail for life :)

Is a guy..

Girl in panties as avatar..

Says we will fail in life..

Joined in 2010, still active..

The Irony..
 

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You do not change yourself for a girl, you change yourself for you. If you ever do anything simply to impress a girl, if that is your reasoning, then it's a fail and everyone will see through it. ;) Now, you keep thinking of yourself as a "boss"...no, that means you're not a boss. James Bond doesn't go around bragging about how badass he is, but everyone knows he's a badass. Usually it's the guy that's thinking highly of themselves that gets eaten alive by the people around them. Yeah, short guys always want to fight for some reason. xd When you're at least my size, you don't want to fight because you know you'll win...then you'll go to jail for winning. xd

I'm not giving tips for picking up girls so much as how to become Pierce Brosnan. You want to be Pierce at all costs and it's the hardest thing to pull off. However, you can't just be Pierce, you have to be you as well. You have to become a fusion of yourself with a lot of Brosnan. xd
I'm not trying to be anyone but Kevin.
 

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Do I look like an amateur who gets caught?

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Is a guy..

Girl in panties as avatar..

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The Irony..

This is the main problem...objectifying women is the primary fail here. xd

I'm not trying to be anyone but Kevin.

So you need to be Kevin Brosnan... ;)

I'm just using Pierce as an example because, to my knowledge, there is no one nor ever has been anyone that has the moves like he does. I've talked to people that have actually met Pierce in real life, and the stories I've heard of how cool this cat is are unbelievable.

This one dude that plays cello for the Dalai Lama sat down next to Pierce while he was smoking a blunt on this boat. No words were spoken, Brosnan just pulled out another blunt and handed it to the guy, then they sat there and toked for a while looking out over the ocean. It's not like he actually met him really since neither said anything, and Pierce is way too serious to actually start talking to.

Pierce Brosnan is legendary among those that are legendary...

Also, you need to get out of the mindset of picking up girls. They need to pick up you instead. They need to be the one that stumbles over themselves and can't find the words to say anything. Then when you say "hi", they immediately start ovulating even on their period. :lmao:
 
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There was time before money when it was simple and plan
Before the money reined when stealing wasnt an erge before chaos surge when the hood was in its prime when the good was in raps rhyme
But now its all bout the money and the bills
The honeys and the kills but i only need the raps skills
I rap constanly make it artistically to fil my prophacy
But if im aggorent then call me mr clark kent
My intentions are good my invention is to do what i should
Its an invention cuz its an intervention to the world to do more that they could
Cause the money ruin what was good
Made people doing the oppisite of what they should
It was like chewin on the hood
Makin it never at ease just worst
Its was like a disese spreading curse
If only there was a doctar or a nurse
But it was too late the good had turn to hate
But i stand to change the mistake of the past
Ill do what it takes to make the world last
Maybe im just one man but ill change the evolution make a new revolution
Make the people evole at a better rate to disolve all that was hate so never take money as bate
 

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Is a guy.. I'R

Girl in panties as avatar.. And a very hot one

Says we will fail in life.. Says one that follows guides will fail...

Joined in 2010, still active.. joined 2009

The Irony..
what's the irony ?

Makes his comment look good but in the end it's just bunch of rubbish :) * let me fix it for ya

I'm not hiding behind my avatar MATE, most of the people seen me and some are > on facebook

about you.. joined 2012 1,282 comments ... irony
 

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what's the irony ?

Makes his comment look good but in the end it's just bunch of rubbish :) * let me fix it for ya

I'm not hiding behind my avatar MATE, most of the people seen me and some are > on facebook

about you.. joined 2012 1,282 comments ... irony
You seem a bit irratated by my comment, it was only a joke.. Then again.. You joined 2010 and it's almost 2013.. I'll be off this site by 2013.. You'll still be on long before me.. This is fact. _O- .. It's okay Grim I still love you. Bro? Right, it is Bro?
 

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You seem a bit irratated by my comment, it was only a joke.. Then again.. You joined 2010 and it's almost 2013.. I'll be off this site by 2013.. You'll still be on long before me.. This is fact. _O- .. It's okay Grim I still love you. Bro? Right, it is Bro?

Wait does it suck to be member of Manga forum you're reading? What's the fact? I'm proud to be here since 2009! defaq you're talking about you stupid cunt :D
 

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Wait does it suck to be member of Manga forum you're reading? What's the fact? I'm proud to be here since 2009! defaq you're talking about you stupid cunt :D

You got it bro, I'm not even going to say anything else. After this comment in red you've made you've proved to me that your mad.. Over a simple joke.
 

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You got it bro, I'm not even going to say anything else. After this comment in red you've made you've proved to me that your mad.. Over a simple joke.

lol but that's only what you think or that's what you wish to think :3
 
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Nice info bro. I'mma stick with what I've always been doing and that's being myself. I don't like to take others advice for dating. it alters your own self image.
 

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You could change your ava, Grim. I mean, I like ladies as much as the next guy (probably more :rolleyes:), but having a half naked girl as your ava? Seriously?...really? -_- xd The smart thing to do would be to put a sexy dude in there, then the ladies would be attracted to you, not turned off. :hint: Not that it's like you're gonna' date anyone from this site, it's just a mindset, one that's healthy to practice at every moment.
 

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You could change your ava, Grim. I mean, I like ladies as much as the next guy (probably more :rolleyes:), but having a half naked girl as your ava? Seriously?...really? -_- xd The smart thing to do would be to put a sexy dude in there, then the ladies would be attracted to you, not turned off. :hint: Not that it's like you're gonna' date anyone from this site, it's just a mindset, one that's healthy to practice at every moment.

I don't care much about lady's on NB, the ones I care about and know are Mina and Lawliet. This ava is for me... I likelike :3

as for DrProof how about that for a fact... for a past 2 years my activity is from Mon to Fri GMT+10 from 9.00 am to 5 pm those are my working days, I'm only hanging here while I'm at work :p If you're so concerned about my activity:) You never find me here on the weekend as for why I called you a cunt... I took you seriously for a moment but for my own disappointment you're same nature as I... but much weaker one because I'm above you in any way
 
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