How to kill a spider?

FourthSmokage

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So I saw a black widow spider outside in my backyard and I'm wondering how to get rid of him.

I'm SLIGHTLY scared of spiders but I'll get down to business when the time comes.

I was thinking of using fire, long-range status. Maybe an Axe cologne can + a lighter... fire style.
 

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If you have to ask this question let it bite you
 
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Long distance boot throw
*** run away squeling when it misses
 

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Slow grab it without it noticing.
 

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Fire Ball Jutsu or Tail Beast Bomb. If you can't do one of them, Pack your stuff and leave before it to late....
 

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Set fire to the house and flee with your belongings.
 

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Lol awesome suggestions I'll return back with the results of my battle.
 

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Steps to kill a spider:
1. Take off your clothes
2. Poop on the floor
3. Take the faeces and draw satanic symbolism on your chest
4. Show dominance to the spider
5. ???????
6. Victory?
 

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