How to get myself a woman.

[NarutoVsGoku]

Lol this thread is too funny. Only uchihabrat could create this and keep it going

 

[~Yubel~]

Give rachel starr a call, she´ll show you how to get a woman.

 

[Revyy]

LOL dude just whip it out at the next girl you see and hit her with it.

 

[Universal Enlightenment]

LOL dude just whip it out at the next girl you see and hit her with it.

Ahahaha lmao xd

 

[orona]

confidence.

 

[eyesofthekyuubi44]

Ah, this is more of a concrete contribution now isn't it?
Simply telling me to 'log out' is quite ambiguous.
Indeed girls do not crawl out of screens, they need to have some standards, otherwise men would think them to be quite desperate.
Well, since my mom is dead I suppose he does have one, so I can't argue against that, thanks.. thank you very much..

@99: There are some girls, but I can't say that I'm in school for girls, I'm quite interested in what is being taught by the teacher, so I don't concentrate on other stuff that much when in school.

@Xxmiku: I might visit sometime then, when I gather the courage to, thanks!

Well, my contribution is this.

1. You don't believe in economy- So you don't believe that you need money to have a girl? Well, you may not have to be super rich, but you do need a job. Even men judge you by what you have in your pocket, so imagine what a woman would do. She may not like you for the money, but if she is constantly spotting you on dates, paying your rent, and giving you "God-knows-what", then her respect for you will fall quickly.

2. You don't believe in mirrors. While it is true that you don't have to be top-notch physically fit to get a woman, you DO require a look that gives you confidence. If you don't feel like you look good, nobody will feel that way for you.

3. You just told 99minutes that you are too interested in what the teacher is saying. Do you know where I've picked up girls at? In class, in the line of a McDonalds, at the hookah bars, and the bars. What is the secret? The secret is to know that you CAN'T get every girl you want. You have to keep trying with different girls until you find someone that feels what you tell them. You could talk to a girl and tell her something, and she'll completely blow you off. You could tell her friend the same thing and she'll end up laying under you.

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

LOL dude just whip it out at the next girl you see and hit her with it.

yo i basically said the same thing earlier.. lol minus the whipping her part

 

[Trinky]

Oh, you
If you weren't taken, I'd kidnap you any day =DD

And who knows? I might throw some flowers in, too

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Throw in some handcuffs, and we have a deal.
Actually, never mind, I have some handcuffs somewhere xD

 

[Universal Enlightenment]

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Blue balls
xdxd

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

Throw in some handcuffs, and we have a deal.
Actually, never mind, I have some handcuffs somewhere xD

O.O

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...I like your style! Throw in some roofies and it's a done deal~

 

[LikeItMuch]

heh? I've been advised not to be a dhead or cocky... Thanks anyway~

Not a full on dickhead lol just at times too show her that you have balls. Otherwise if your always nice and sensitive you risk giving her the impression you have no backbone and all her friends will think your a bit of a ***** and you'll forever be known as whipped. Hold some indiferrence lol it's about balance xd

 

[~Unknown~]

How to restore a woman to factory default settings:

Walk up, introduce yourself, gently slap her on her rear, and say "Good Game."

Then proceed to pick her nose and request that she smell your manhood.

If done correctly, she will then be at the mercy of your will and she should obey your every command.

Warning:

Spoiler

If done incorrectly, death or serious bodily injury may occur. You may also get kicked in your manhood, slapped repeatedly, and have a random object forcibly shoved into your rectum. Side effects include but are not limited to: Drowsiness, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, fecal bleeding, internal hemorrhaging, paralysis, infection, blindness, deafness, erectile dysfunction, coughing, sneezing, uncontrollable defecating, sores, migraines, blood in urine, tooth loss, gum disease, cancer, random desire to lick traffic cones, a thirst for the destruction of left shoes, memory loss, psychotic episodes of feasting on human flesh, a love for little boys, and the ability to fart on command.

 

[~Yubel~]

Give her candy and then ask her to go home with you.xd
Seriously bro, once you get your first girl, the others will come easy because you will know what to do and say.

 

[Monkey D lion]

seems like the ultimate troll thread

 

[NarutoDude]

Nobody responses to my freakin Tips -__- on page 13 of 14 btw look it upp

 

[UchihaBrat]

I'd love to answer all of your questions, and I had answered about half of them in a multi-quoting post, but that got erased before I could finish and I don't think I have the will to go through with it again.
Still, I've read them all before. Some advices are good and some just plain .. No going to say the word, but that's how it is. Let's just make lemonade~

Edit: Seriously, don't be harsh on me, I had multi-quoted more than twenty advices, half of them answered, and then it happens.. Sorry again.