How to get myself a woman.

[NarutoVsGoku]

Warning DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT BE YOURSELF!! girls dont want you for what you have inside, just inside you pants. which include money and penis! flash your money and penis and you will be fine!

 

[Yo pappy]

Warning DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT BE YOURSELF!! girls dont want you for what you have inside, just inside you pants. which include money and penis! flash your money and penis and you will be fine!

This... this is going in my sig.

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

Warning DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT BE YOURSELF!! girls dont want you for what you have inside, just inside you pants. which include money and penis! flash your money and penis and you will be fine!

Ew.

Well, UchihaBrat, you're off to a better start than that one... LOL.

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

This... this is going in my sig.

lol im flattered!

Ew.

Well, UchihaBrat, you're off to a better start than that one... LOL.

lol UchihaBrat notice that out loud she says "ew" but deep down inside she is really saying "damn he's on to us!"

 

[Uzumaki Naruta]

Warning DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT BE YOURSELF!! girls dont want you for what you have inside, just inside you pants. which include money and penis! flash your money and penis and you will be fine!

Isn´t this a kind of disrespect for females? :|

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Isn´t this a kind of disrespect for females? :|

no. its meant to be funny.. but i meant no disrespect.. i was joking..

 

[Ambriel]

Get rich then u could have any women u want

 

[Uzumaki Naruta]

no. its meant to be funny.. but i meant no disrespect.. i was joking..

Some jokes aren´t that funny U_U

 

[NarutoXL]

O_O

 

[The Eye]

^^ He makes a very good point. If you stay friends with a girl afterwards she might be able to set you up.

Thanks i had the experience. and Looks will get you so far. Many girls call me very attractive and cocky but funny cocky. But that wont mean you would get the girl you want trust me. You win some you lose some.

 

[NarutoVsGoku]

Some jokes aren´t that funny U_U

:| U_U

 

[NarutoXL]

BE yourself if you try to act cool and all that other crap she will trick uuuu only go 4 da ones that r honest

 

[Yo pappy]

:| U_U

Damn. On second thought, having the word penis in my sig isn't the best idea in the world. lol Maybe next time bruh, it was funny though.

 

[Ambriel]

Jus tell her now gon' pop that ***** for a real nigga an maybe she will

 

[Manzai]

Jus tell her now gon' pop that ***** for a real nigga an maybe she will

lol. +rep. haha drizzy and weezy makes it seem if things were really that simple. ha xd

 

[alipjana]

:hey:i m back! so did u learn something

 

[I Just Died]

Oh that's simple! Go to a brothel.

 

[BelphaZar]

HOw old are you? if you are old enough to work than get a job first of all. than everything will fall in place in no time. MONEY+SWAG.. why money? you need to buy pretty things for your girl and yourself. Why SWAG? and what i mean by swag is to get fresh, buy new clothes,shoes and hair cut all those cool stuff that makes you look fresh make sure they are in style too not some old crapy clothes from walmart lolz ..i could keep going on its a lot of stuff you gotta do. just keep this steps i gave you eventually you'll learn everything in how to get girls..

 

[~Annihilator~]

be rich and everyone will like you xd

just kidding...

 

[~Unknown~]

If all else fails, you can buy a girl from another country.