how to get hot chicks

BusinessManTeno

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Tell a girl you look at naked ladys on the net all the time and now you want the real thing. Sure fire baby. she will def take them panties off :|
 

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Tell a girl you look at naked ladys on the net all the time and now you want the real thing. Sure fire baby. she will def take them panties off :|

Lmao your such a troll
 

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Tell a girl you look at naked ladys on the net all the time and now you want the real thing. Sure fire baby. she will def take them panties off :|

Or play Trey Songz pantie dropper....they can't resist



just pay them for *** prosotution lol

This is weird to say like that...lol to pay for *** is prostitution....lol
 
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~Yubel~

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Talk to a girl and then suddently start talking about another girl how she´s so hot and everything, talk how painful it is when someone you like like someone else and how you need to put yourself out there and get nasty for that person to notice you.

In exactly about 7 seconds, she´ll be on top of you.
This is the dirtiest trick in the book, girls can´t handle you being interested in another girl when they´re there.
You can give the girl insecurity problems and even depression so be careful, this is a forbidden s-rank jutsu so only use it when you´re desperate.
 
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NarutoVsGoku

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Soooooo why hasnt the OP responded to everyone giving him advice?
Troll successful.....?
 

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Being on a Naruto forums is already a slap in the face to your plan, but asking on a forum and considering the way you type, you're forever alone's bastard child that not even he wanted. xd
 
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A hot chick with no/weak heart:
Be a hot guy, be hard to get, have good lies and/or lots of money

A chick with good heart:
Have a good heart.
 

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Make her laugh(not at you). Gotta be confident can't be shy. Also term "hot girl" really is to the person's decision. Everyone has different standards. Getting laid is another story really. That's a different subject. Yes you need to get the girl first but getting them to bed with you is another. Only purpose is to get laid then go to a bar/clubs or whatever get drunk find a girl(at this point being drunk takes care of the "hot girl") that is willing and go have at it. Relationship wise.... good luck dude
 

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Go to a farm, (100% Chance of finding chicks) Steal one, and put it into a microwave (Some prefer it being alive) Congraz! You now have a= Hot Chick!
Repeat!
 
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