How to get friends?

[HENI]

How do you get friends with benefits?

 

[GreyWizard93]

Find that type of girl. Go to essex.

 

[HENI]

Find that type of girl. Go to essex.

Is that a place?

 

[Lightbringer]

Tinder

 

[oxtopus]

What kind of weird fuçk asks how to get friends???

 

[CrimsonReaper]

what's with all these sexual threads lately

 

[Ōkami]

Is that a place?

It sadly is.

 

[HENI]

What kind of weird fuçk asks how to get friends???

looks like you didn't read

 

[~Ethereal~]

There is no hope in finding one. XD XD Finding a hot one that is.

 

[Karna]

Ofc the pimp masters of nb would know, we're all here to get away from all those women just dying to sleep with everyone here.

Though on a serious note, stop being a chepo trying to get things for free, you know how to get them; with a bit of money.

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

$$$ :sdo3:

 

[Pukkake Pokayo]

Find a $lut?

They usually have those tight necklace/throat tight hugging things. Chokers I think they're called where I live anyway. Stink of fish. Pony tail. Mad long colourful nails. Duck faces. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Joon]

It's like making friends, but the only condition is *** with them whatever you want.

If you can't make friends, then you're fuc'd.

 

[HENI]

It's like making friends, but the only condition is *** with them whatever you want.

If you can't make friends, then you're fuc'd.

I can make friends

 

[Sheele]

Money seems to help,

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

You list all of your friends than check there bank accounts. The richest one will give you all of the benefits.

 

[Conspirator.]

As long as you've got money, you're good to go. Oh and alternatively if nothing seems to work you can always go the Vatican and get your blessings from the Pope to get more FWBs, which should do the trick. So yes. :bdpf:

 

[Illyasviel]

Use chloroform

 

[BLAZE]

Reads OP's UN and Title of thread :lol

 

[BlacLord™]

It sadly is.

We could put the OP through to Joey Essex.

Perfect place to start... huhuhuh