How to get a girlfriend in college?

Callypigia

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Learn to play John Mayer songs on the acoustic, and play it outside under a tree. Make sure to wear beige American Eagle shorts, a blue polo shirt with the collar flipped up, flip flops, and sunglasses resting on the top of your head even if it's not sunny.

Edit: Grow your hair out long enough that you look rebellious, but not to the length that it looks like you aren't hung up on appearances.
 
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KGB Kakuzu

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Why do you need a girl?


He simply hasn't noticed the dictionary has different definitions for need and want.


Chick magnet?? Sureee....

Technically its plausible. Simply unlikely to extremes. Blood does have Iron (a metal). So plausibly by having an unbelievable amount of magnetic attraction, he could PLAUSIBLY be a chick magnet.

However, it'd be more precise to say he's a people magnet...or quite simply a magnet.
 
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Look like Sasuke?? Haha, since you're a fan of his maybe check out how hoes are all over him...basically act really cool and don't go up to the girls.
 

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Lmao!

Self-confidence. Nuff said
 

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I seen kids like you before... My friend.
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a moment of silence, for our brother in the friendzone
 

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Wait let me get this straight, you are asking us to give you advice on girls.
Wow you must be truly desperate to come here for help.
 

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So like leave it out while I'm walking?

No dude.. Showing the D comes when she is ready. First you need to at least get yourself to kiss her.

Lmfaoooooooo

Bro ;___; dont tell me . . . i start College this year too and i think it's going to be so different from HS ;_; i mean the b!tches wanted it ;_; you and me gotta stalk and spam alot to get a *****

Well College is fun. All the College parties are fun. You definitely have to take part in those because all the shy girls going wild.

straight skills

Yeah man

Sure you both did... Sure....

Believe it or not :)
 

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I mean I'm a chick magnet but I wanna get a non desperate girl

lol
prety sure with "chick magnet" you mean you're the north-pole of the magnet and chicks are the north-pole of an another magnet,which means you both will never get together because you sound desperate and pathletic as hell.
important lesson:science is important kids,stay in school but don't become like him
 

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I'm gonna attend a new college in August and need a girl. I need tips. I got 99 problems but a girl ain't one

A girl obviously is one if you're asking for help on an anime forum filled with virgins who thirst over other chicks on the internet since they can't get any irl.
 

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I have a hard time just trying to believe that you're even interested in girls.
 
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