How To Defeat The Juubi In 4 Easy Steps!

[Kages]

1. Get Hiruzen
2. Hiruzen owns
3. Profit

 

[Shinichi Izumi]

1. find a totsuka blade lying around
2. Stab Juubi

 

[Frikid]

1. Find sasuke
2. Ask him to amaterasu the juubi
3. ?????
4. Profit

 

[Dooms88]

1. Kill Sakura
2. ?????
3. ?????
4. Everyone's happy

 

[Lightning Release]

1.) Eminem makes a diss track about the juubi.
..
..
4.) Juubi commits suicide.

The end.

 

[Fodder#4]

1. Get Hiruzen
2. Hiruzen owns
3. Profit

Exactly this! Hiruzen will pwn the Juubi.... >.>