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Hexuze

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Turning 18 in two months from now.
 

CharlieBundels

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Well, my father said he found me at the ladies toilet in the local strip club. He said I was standing and crying, holding a bag of cannabis and some pokémon cards. So he took me in. Now, I'm not sure how old I am. I could be 30, and a midget, or I can be what I look, 6.
 

Wang

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will be 18 after 1 month and 2 days:D
I'm literally counting the moments :D

Well, my father said he found me at the ladies toilet in the local strip club. He said I was standing and crying, holding a bag of cannabis and some pokémon cards. So he took me in. Now, I'm not sure how old I am. I could be 30, and a midget, or I can be what I look, 6.
Such a beautiful story about overcoming adversity, but what kind of monster would put a perfectly good bag of weed & a pack of Pokémon cards in the toilet?!
 

Reynfall

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the op is secretly pedobear

everyone hide and delete your posts

HE COMES FOR YOU
 
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