Scene(the battleground of the juubi)
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Edo madara: Now this world shall now true pain!
Tobi: uhh madara thats Nagato's line.
Edo madara: sorry about that, I shall teach you all the meaning of despair!
Lee: I just kicked you in half, i will be the teacher, now bend over and let me give you the full power of my youth!
Shinobi alliance giggle quietly
Naruto: Me and my freinds shall drive you to your knees!
Edo Madara: I don't think so! SHINRA TENSIE!
Sai: Ninja art super beast scroll!
Sai creates a massive barrier shielding the alliance from the Shinra tensie
Narut: Sai! that was amazing!
Sai: Naruto you ahve proven to me that you indeed have balls, you have showed me what emotions are and you have given me true friendship and i am truly thankful. (turns to madara) You don't have balls!
Edo madara: That cuts it! tobi! htrough me at the alliance, and bring me back, the mother******* need to die!
?????: I don't think so!
edo madara: Hashirama! is that you!
Naruto: Sasuke!
Sasuke(for ***** sake always whistling my name, can't he tell that Hinata loves him, he should try to get that instead of pursuing my d*ck i know its big, but come on!) Madara! i have a question for you!
Naruto(drops to his kness) Father! its you
Sasuke: Minato, Hiruzen you go see if your younger generations have truly surpassed you, Tobirama, orichimaru and Taka, you deal with the remaining alliance members!
Minato: get ready Naruto, I am being controlled you must stop me!
Naruto: fine! Sexy jutsu!(transforms into a nude Kushina)
Minato collapses and self destructs: you truly have surpassed me my son!
Hiruzen: Naruto that jutsu really is unbecoming, you should at least try upping your skills.
Naruto: Harem Jutsu!(turns into an army of naked Gai sensies)
Hiruzen and all of taka fall to the ground unconcious wishing they were dead.
Temari: sealing teams!
Sealing teams move in and seal the remaining kages
Tobirama: man the next generaation is truly overpowered.
Edo madara: indeeed Amertersu!
tobirama: Damn you Uchiha clan!
Hashirama: Madara you never change it looks like you have gained a new power up, me inside of you. well its not the first time!
Madara: hey STFU!
Sai: I knew you didn't ahve any balls
Madara:aaaahhahahaha! (self destructs, taking out Hashirama, and most of the fodders
Tobi: its all over you all will suffer!
As he raises his hands to perform rinne tensie kakashi hurtles towards him,
tobi: Kakashi in my world you will know peace! RINNE TENSIE!
(Tobi falls to the ground as Madara is reborn again)
tobi collapses As Madara returns once more to the world of the living. "Its over!" Madara seals the 10 tails within hsi body.
Naruto: bad idea!
Madara: oh ****
(Inside all the tialed beasts left memories of themselves within the juubi, not wanting to be controlled)
Madara: NO!!!! my plan!!!!!
Madara combusts
Naruto: the war is over!
Hinata: Naruto-kun!
Kakashi: its finnaly over.
Sasuke: now the true plan shall commense! (he rips the rinnegan out of madara's eye and inserts them in his skull, with a chidori blade) come naruto let us settle this, for i shall destroy you once and for all!
Naruto: I will bring you back!
Naruto and sasuke fighting
Naruto: "Planetary Rasengan!"
Sasuke: aaaaggh! (his susanno crumbles under the massive rasengan, seending sasuke flying.
Naruto towers over the defeated sasuke, "I am taking you back Sasuke!"
Sakura: CHARANOO!!!!! (punches naruto)
Naruto: da hell sakura!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! i will help you!
Sasuke: **** please Chidori spear! (impales Sakura through the heart killing her)
Naruto: you killed Sakura! (explodes in rage, activating the bijuu cloak, and in several furious sweeps of his attacks beats Sasuke senseless.) Surrender Sasuke!
sasuke: hahaha! (poof)
Naruto: A shadow clone!
sasuke appears behind as the bijuu cloak dissapates hsi sword by his throat: Naruto why are you so obsessed with me!
Naruto: you are my friend, no matter what you do, or choose, I will always be there for you and that is what friends are for!(poof!Naruto uses the replacement technique with a log)
Sasuke: A shadow clone! ( he whirls around to confront sage mode Naruto)
Naruto and sasuke trade more blows, moving so fast no one in the crowd not even kakashi with his sharingan can see them.
Lee: I will end this 8 gates! (Lee opens the 8 gates adn turns into a fiary
Guy: NO!!! taht is why you don't open the gates because you will turn into a fiary! and die!
tinker bell: aw, a new fairy has been born
Sora: No! we are staying inverse, you two gets you****** back here now, (Sora drags tinker bell and Lee away.
Sasuke and Naruto: well that is weird.
Luffy: i'll say!
Kishimoto: Stay inverse! now! Oda! Walt! stay out of my story i am trying to finish this battle!
Naruto and Sasuke resume thier fight.
Naruto: i will defeat you with my brand new jutsu, I was trying to use it against kiba way back in the chuunin exams and have been trying to get it to work but here it goes!
Sasuke: you can't stop me!
Naruto: Water style Pee in the eye no jutsu( Naruto quickly pees in Sasuke's eyes
Sasuke: my eyes! the rinnengan and sharingan i can't see! No!!!! Sasuke then melts.
Naruto: Sasuke!
Shinobi alliance: well that was unexpected.
Naruto: so how is this going to end?
Shikamaru: its a drag but this is how it ends. Naruto and Hinata you fall in love and travel the world to find a dsiciple to one day surpass you, and vowing to return to the village to become hokage in the future, I will will make love to Temari and have two children a boy and a girl, Kakashi will awaken the rinnegan and become the hokage very soon, Tsunade is dead, and the kages are alive, but are in very much pain. we discover that rock lee is actually a girl, and the final thing which is the most important the villages will now have a time of peace since you Naruto have finally brought peace to this world.
shikamaru; Where did Naruto go?
Kakashi: oh he grabbed Hinata and did a reverse summoning and dissapeared.
shikamaru: i sense danger
Temari: What do you mean we will have two children!
Shikamaru: oh $$$$
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the end.
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Edo madara: Now this world shall now true pain!
Tobi: uhh madara thats Nagato's line.
Edo madara: sorry about that, I shall teach you all the meaning of despair!
Lee: I just kicked you in half, i will be the teacher, now bend over and let me give you the full power of my youth!
Shinobi alliance giggle quietly
Naruto: Me and my freinds shall drive you to your knees!
Edo Madara: I don't think so! SHINRA TENSIE!
Sai: Ninja art super beast scroll!
Sai creates a massive barrier shielding the alliance from the Shinra tensie
Narut: Sai! that was amazing!
Sai: Naruto you ahve proven to me that you indeed have balls, you have showed me what emotions are and you have given me true friendship and i am truly thankful. (turns to madara) You don't have balls!
Edo madara: That cuts it! tobi! htrough me at the alliance, and bring me back, the mother******* need to die!
?????: I don't think so!
edo madara: Hashirama! is that you!
Naruto: Sasuke!
Sasuke(for ***** sake always whistling my name, can't he tell that Hinata loves him, he should try to get that instead of pursuing my d*ck i know its big, but come on!) Madara! i have a question for you!
Naruto(drops to his kness) Father! its you
Sasuke: Minato, Hiruzen you go see if your younger generations have truly surpassed you, Tobirama, orichimaru and Taka, you deal with the remaining alliance members!
Minato: get ready Naruto, I am being controlled you must stop me!
Naruto: fine! Sexy jutsu!(transforms into a nude Kushina)
Minato collapses and self destructs: you truly have surpassed me my son!
Hiruzen: Naruto that jutsu really is unbecoming, you should at least try upping your skills.
Naruto: Harem Jutsu!(turns into an army of naked Gai sensies)
Hiruzen and all of taka fall to the ground unconcious wishing they were dead.
Temari: sealing teams!
Sealing teams move in and seal the remaining kages
Tobirama: man the next generaation is truly overpowered.
Edo madara: indeeed Amertersu!
tobirama: Damn you Uchiha clan!
Hashirama: Madara you never change it looks like you have gained a new power up, me inside of you. well its not the first time!
Madara: hey STFU!
Sai: I knew you didn't ahve any balls
Madara:aaaahhahahaha! (self destructs, taking out Hashirama, and most of the fodders
Tobi: its all over you all will suffer!
As he raises his hands to perform rinne tensie kakashi hurtles towards him,
tobi: Kakashi in my world you will know peace! RINNE TENSIE!
(Tobi falls to the ground as Madara is reborn again)
tobi collapses As Madara returns once more to the world of the living. "Its over!" Madara seals the 10 tails within hsi body.
Naruto: bad idea!
Madara: oh ****
(Inside all the tialed beasts left memories of themselves within the juubi, not wanting to be controlled)
Madara: NO!!!! my plan!!!!!
Madara combusts
Naruto: the war is over!
Hinata: Naruto-kun!
Kakashi: its finnaly over.
Sasuke: now the true plan shall commense! (he rips the rinnegan out of madara's eye and inserts them in his skull, with a chidori blade) come naruto let us settle this, for i shall destroy you once and for all!
Naruto: I will bring you back!
Naruto and sasuke fighting
Naruto: "Planetary Rasengan!"
Sasuke: aaaaggh! (his susanno crumbles under the massive rasengan, seending sasuke flying.
Naruto towers over the defeated sasuke, "I am taking you back Sasuke!"
Sakura: CHARANOO!!!!! (punches naruto)
Naruto: da hell sakura!
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! i will help you!
Sasuke: **** please Chidori spear! (impales Sakura through the heart killing her)
Naruto: you killed Sakura! (explodes in rage, activating the bijuu cloak, and in several furious sweeps of his attacks beats Sasuke senseless.) Surrender Sasuke!
sasuke: hahaha! (poof)
Naruto: A shadow clone!
sasuke appears behind as the bijuu cloak dissapates hsi sword by his throat: Naruto why are you so obsessed with me!
Naruto: you are my friend, no matter what you do, or choose, I will always be there for you and that is what friends are for!(poof!Naruto uses the replacement technique with a log)
Sasuke: A shadow clone! ( he whirls around to confront sage mode Naruto)
Naruto and sasuke trade more blows, moving so fast no one in the crowd not even kakashi with his sharingan can see them.
Lee: I will end this 8 gates! (Lee opens the 8 gates adn turns into a fiary
Guy: NO!!! taht is why you don't open the gates because you will turn into a fiary! and die!
tinker bell: aw, a new fairy has been born
Sora: No! we are staying inverse, you two gets you****** back here now, (Sora drags tinker bell and Lee away.
Sasuke and Naruto: well that is weird.
Luffy: i'll say!
Kishimoto: Stay inverse! now! Oda! Walt! stay out of my story i am trying to finish this battle!
Naruto and Sasuke resume thier fight.
Naruto: i will defeat you with my brand new jutsu, I was trying to use it against kiba way back in the chuunin exams and have been trying to get it to work but here it goes!
Sasuke: you can't stop me!
Naruto: Water style Pee in the eye no jutsu( Naruto quickly pees in Sasuke's eyes
Sasuke: my eyes! the rinnengan and sharingan i can't see! No!!!! Sasuke then melts.
Naruto: Sasuke!
Shinobi alliance: well that was unexpected.
Naruto: so how is this going to end?
Shikamaru: its a drag but this is how it ends. Naruto and Hinata you fall in love and travel the world to find a dsiciple to one day surpass you, and vowing to return to the village to become hokage in the future, I will will make love to Temari and have two children a boy and a girl, Kakashi will awaken the rinnegan and become the hokage very soon, Tsunade is dead, and the kages are alive, but are in very much pain. we discover that rock lee is actually a girl, and the final thing which is the most important the villages will now have a time of peace since you Naruto have finally brought peace to this world.
shikamaru; Where did Naruto go?
Kakashi: oh he grabbed Hinata and did a reverse summoning and dissapeared.
shikamaru: i sense danger
Temari: What do you mean we will have two children!
Shikamaru: oh $$$$
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the end.
