How long does Marijuana stay in your system?

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it's Summertime and for the past few days I've been sitting at home all day
and i've realized that that's boring asf and i really don't want to spend my summer like that

so i want to try to apply for a job at Target or one of these stores
i got so happy when i thought on actually doing something this summer but there's one problem

i got high asf with my migos the day before the last day of school on the 27th

i dont see myself as a regular smoker who smokes every day
i only smoke when my homies have weed on them and invite me (like around twice a month)

so now i want to apply for a job and don't want to get my parents all happy for me and then question me when I fail the drug test and then find out i've been getting high with my friends

i have a high metabolism and am slim and my six pack is coming back -- if that helps
kinda like a chocolate Sai with a 'fro

Sounds like me too but I got curly hair and play basketball aha but 7 days max my teacher is stoner and somehow go into the school district so you're good
 

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I want to say about 3 months.
Femme stop XD
Sounds like me too but I got curly hair and play basketball aha but 7 days max my teacher is stoner and somehow go into the school district so you're good
No a month is the max.
Anything before then varies on the individual, how much water you drink, what you eat, intensity of workouts/exercises, etc.
 

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Femme stop XD

No a month is the max.
Anything before then varies on the individual, how much water you drink, what you eat, intensity of workouts/exercises, etc.

I'm an athlete and smoke a lot and drink a lot of water so that's why it get's out of me so fast but I meant minimum lmao
 

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Femme stop XD

No a month is the max.
Anything before then varies on the individual, how much water you drink, what you eat, intensity of workouts/exercises, etc.

This is the internet everything is exaggerated .
Like Yahoo Answers, You ask "Why does my nose itch?"
The reply.
"Aids"
"It means your gonna die in 7 days."
""Cancer"
"ebola"
lol
that is the magic of the net.
 

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This is the internet everything is exaggerated .
Like Yahoo Answers, You ask "Why does my nose itch?"
The reply.
"Aids"
"It means your gonna die in 7 days."
""Cancer"
"ebola"
lol
that is the magic of the net.

Damn so porn must really suck...... anyways it won't take 3 months
 

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This is the internet everything is exaggerated .
Like Yahoo Answers, You ask "Why does my nose itch?"
The reply.
"Aids"
"It means your gonna die in 7 days."
""Cancer"
"ebola"
lol
that is the magic of the net.

Femme you look like a stoner and after reading your posts it looks like I was wrong.
How many times have you smoked?
 

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so basically, drink water, eat fruit, and sweat
i do all of that now, but i dont sweat often

so now my fap sessions have to be longer and in the bathroom with lots of steam so i will sweat

Damn so porn must really suck...... anyways it won't take 3 months

yeah it does
i saw a interview with a pornstar and she said the hot lights and cameras in her face is very uncomfortable

Femme you look like a stoner and after reading your posts it looks like I was wrong.
How many times have you smoked?

she used to
 
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so basically, drink water, eat fruit, and sweat
i do all of that now

but now my fap sessions have to be longer and in the bathroom with lots of steam so i will sweat

Stay consistent and you got it.
 

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Femme you look like a stoner and after reading your posts it looks like I was wrong.
How many times have you smoked?

I wont justify that with a response, lets just say I've had my fair share. Im aware of cleansing methods too, I just dont recommend cranberry pills...though they are highly effective.
 

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That 30 day shit is a lie. I smoked a blunt and passed a drug test 3 day afterwards.
 

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I get high all the time so it'll probably take me about 3 months without a detox. For one time only? Depends on the potency of the weed you smoked. If it was some loud, that stick icky it will probably take a week assuming you only smoked 1 blunt and passed it around. 2 weeks tops though if you smoked for that 1 day only.
 

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I get high all the time so it'll probably take me about 3 months without a detox. For one time only? Depends on the potency of the weed you smoked. If it was some loud, that stick icky it will probably take a week assuming you only smoked 1 blunt and passed it around. 2 weeks tops though if you smoked for that 1 day only.

it was three blunts. of loud. that we (4 ppl all together) passed around.
 

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it was three blunts. of loud. that we (4 ppl all together) passed around.

Aight I would say 2-3weeks for that 1 day. Drink lots of water, try working out a bit or play some bball or whatever sport you like to play. Apply for target you don't want to miss out on getting a job
 

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Aight I would say 2-3weeks for that 1 day. Drink lots of water, try working out a bit or play some bball or whatever sport you like to play. Apply for target you don't want to miss out on getting a job

lol, gg
i guess ill spend half my summer at home procastonating until this marijwana gets out my system
 
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