How long could you last?

[LeSauce]

I'll give each of them a molotov and tell them to balance it on their head without using any jutsu or chakra at the point of contact for 5 minutes. Within few seconds..... Boom!!! Their heads are blasted. I won!! If they survive I'll shoot them till the last bullet. (only if they don't know anything about molotovs and rifles)
Hmm? Ohhh Good Morning. O Lord!! What a nightmare. ​

Would they be able to survive a blast like that?

I think 10 seconds would do me

imagine what you could do within those ten seconds.

Can Sakura or Hinata at least come too so I can get a bj before I die? But I could last a little bit. Maybe shoot Sasuke in the nuts, but that's about it for me

Well I guess he won't be reviving the Uchiha clan after all.

I'd just Talk no Jutsu them into letting me live.

So how long would I last? 50 years. Then I die of cancer.

TNJ is powerful indeed.

I will lure Naruto away using Ramen and then tell Sasuke that Naruto was the one responsible for massacre of his clan (being the host of Kyuubi Jinchuriki), but Itachi never told him, as Itachi never wanted to spoil there friendship..

At least you would get to watch a battle of epic proportions.

 

[Avonomemi]

As if It would work on Sasuke

I make naruto fight sasuke fr me

 

[Stark]

Thank God I always carry an Assault rifle and molotovs.

 

[LeSauce]

well.. the first thing I do is call my buddy goku......

Well that escalated quickly.

Thank God I always carry an Assault rifle and molotovs.

Yes, thank him.

 

[Jin Hayami]

Easy I'd kill the others dowse their bodies in alcohol hide out and try to roast Naruto and Sasuke when they check the bodies.

 

[-ahhimane-]

Would they be able to survive a blast like that?

At least Naruto will accept that challenge so he'll be blasted out. And Sasuke will be kicked out with bullets .

 

[Mitarashi]

I'd ask that they showed me all the cool jutsu, and finished me with either a TBB or a Amaterasu'd rasenshuriken.

 

[Piratefish]

I'd attempt to TnJ them for the full 5 minutes, using all of my uncanny knowledge on their world and their innermost desires to hopefully convince them to leave me be. And probably make up some bullshit about a superhuman defence-force ready to move if they detect malicious intent or violent deaths anywhere.

So, how long would I last?

 

[The Work]

Can i just run away?

 

[ntel]

I'd fap and blast my jizz across Sasuke's Mangeyko Sharingan making him blind while pulling down his pants and putting some Molotov's around his scrotum dismembering his penis and nut,Naruto comes at me with Kage Bushin clones,I think take a huge shit before his eyes,hes in shock I use that time to pounce and use my **** as a weapon to slap him with it.He"ll get aroused and want more thats when I put led in his bum


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[RNITBmsage]

I will use transformation jutsu and turn into Sakura..XD

lol are trying to make sasuke come after you?