How long could you last?

[LeSauce]

Bored, so i'm making this thread..

So your in a group of people touring a small old western town, for some odd reason.

As you walk through the small town Sasuke and Naruto suddenly appear before you. They explain how they got there and tell you the only way to get back is to kill you and the rest of the group.

Since we would be easy prey, and they would each solo us negative difficulty, they give you a 5 minute head start and allow you to get a couple of Molotov's and rifles.

How long would you last without getting killed?


I'd last about 30 seconds and die because of not being able to hide well.

 

[General PSX360]

Aww that suck we can't survive.. Idk I think I'll find a Mcdonalds or Krispy Kreme before I go..

 

[The Western Wheel]

I'd turn around and throw the molotov's and put some nice lead between their eyes, within the 5 minutes. Bla bla bla

Bullets>>>Narutoverse

 

[GOD2U]

Depends on long it takes to wake up.

 

[Avonomemi]

I'd go sexy no jutsu on them XD

 

[Tingun]

I would wonder who put a molly in my drink, then I would steal the tour bus and go the LA.

 

[LeSauce]

Aww that suck we can't survive.. Idk I think I'll find a Mcdonalds or Krispy Kreme before I go..

Yeah I never actually thought about that. At least you'll get a good meal before you go.

I'd turn around and throw the molotov's and put some nice lead between their eyes, within the 5 minutes. Bla bla bla

Bullets>>>Narutoverse

Pandas>>>Narutoverse

Depends on long it takes to wake up.

Hmmm

I'd go sexy no jutsu on them XD

I'm sure that will distract them.

 

[Trolling King]

i turn around and put a clips full of lead in there face before they can blink or activate a tech.
cause i am a united states marine and we don't run from shit. (or i will be next year)

 

[Skywardsword]

I would try to blind Sasuke and to use ramen to lure Naruto away before shoting him down when he is eating.. but yeah, 30 seconds if it fails.

 

[Basstyle1]

Probably a minute before I'm killed

 

[zamki]

I'd go sexy no jutsu on them XD

As if It would work on Sasuke

 

[The Sach]

I will use transformation jutsu and turn into Sakura..XD

 

[Xāvî1]

I think 10 seconds would do me

 

[-ahhimane-]

I'll give each of them a molotov and tell them to balance it on their head without using any jutsu or chakra at the point of contact for 5 minutes. Within few seconds..... Boom!!! Their heads are blasted. I won!! If they survive I'll shoot them till the last bullet. (only if they don't know anything about molotovs and rifles)
Hmm? Ohhh Good Morning. O Lord!! What a nightmare. ​

 

[CurseSealofEarth]

i turn around and put a clips full of lead in there face before they can blink or activate a tech.
cause i am a united states marine and we don't run from shit. (or i will be next year)

So technically you still run from shit.

 

[LeSauce]

I will use transformation jutsu and turn into Sakura..XD

But we have no jutsu...

As if It would work on Sasuke

You never know.

Probably a minute before I'm killed

Nooo you lasted 30 seconds more.

I would try to blind Sasuke and to use ramen to lure Naruto away before shoting him down when he is eating.. but yeah, 30 seconds if it fails.

We got to make sure to have instant ramen.

i turn around and put a clips full of lead in there face before they can blink or activate a tech.
cause i am a united states marine and we don't run from shit. (or i will be next year)

Susano'o and Chakra cloak say hi. By the way good luck on the Marine thing.

I would wonder who put a molly in my drink, then I would steal the tour bus and go the LA.

Molly? from 21 jump street?

 

[Fodder#5]

Can Sakura or Hinata at least come too so I can get a bj before I die? But I could last a little bit. Maybe shoot Sasuke in the nuts, but that's about it for me

 

[illidanson]

I'd just Talk no Jutsu them into letting me live.

So how long would I last? 50 years. Then I die of cancer.

 

[The Sach]

But we have no jutsu...

You never know.

Nooo you lasted 30 seconds more.

We got to make sure to have instant ramen.

Susano'o and Chakra cloak say hi. By the way good luck on the Marine thing.

Molly? from 21 jump street?

I will lure Naruto away using Ramen and then tell Sasuke that Naruto was the one responsible for massacre of his clan (being the host of Kyuubi Jinchuriki), but Itachi never told him, as Itachi never wanted to spoil there friendship..

 

[GenKiDama]

well.. the first thing I do is call my buddy goku......